From the same twisted mind that brought you What Lesbian Form of Transportation Are You? comes a whole new way to procrastinate! Finally, you can figure out what lesbian furniture you are! Surely this will be useful in therapy or on the dating apps!
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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An Adirondack chair! This is a high honour! I haven’t learned how to forage mushrooms yet, but i already gather blackberries for the year every autumn!
oooo foraging berries def mushroom foraging-adjacent!
Cat tree! I feel like the real moral of this story is I really miss my cat and should get another one asap. (Though honestly the answer would have been the same before she passed away, so…just permanently a cat person.)
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Ikea billy bookcase….i own 8 of these…..i was not aware i am stereotype
EIGHT OMG. my wife and i only have 4 and we’re WRITERS
Gah ! Your Grandmother’s Haunted Vanity!
My grannies were pretty cool so it might turn out okay. She says, covering up the mirror.
Same! I’m also a little weirded out by it.
full size mattress on the floor is absolutely brutal
I don’t know how it happened. It’s like the frog in the pot of water slowly boiling alive except in this case i am filling my house with bookcases.
Four in the living room for books, one in each kid’s room (so two more) for books/toys/clothes, one in my room also for books/”toys”/clothes, and one in the hall that we use as a pantry. So technically only two aren’t really mine but i don’t think that makes it much better.
Oh no…i forgot i made a half sized one into a dollhouse…so 8 and 1/2?
Felt VERY validated by the flavor text for the leather recliner. I adore these quizzes so much! It’s my favorite thing to do them myself late at night, then send them to my wife, who will then fill them out when they get up for work in the morning and send me their result to see when I wake up.
Sensible Office Chair!
you are a sensible office chair
You’re practical, you’re hard-working, you probably have chronic back pain, but you always remember to do your stretches as a result!
Yeah, this tracks except for the me remembering to do my stretches part.
Thrilled to be a green velvet couch, what an honor. Also, pumas, cougars, and panthers are all the same thing! (Luckily none were my pick).
I got a Billy Bookcase, which is not coincidentally exactly what I need more of in my living space because I really need more space for all my books, cds, and anime figures.
I do have some furniture purchased with an ex, I mean why get rid of it? So yes, “You are fiscally responsible but emotionally a terro—rist.” is accurate lmao