Listen, isn’t life strange and unsettling these days? Don’t you come here to these personality quizzes for a distraction? Doesn’t it seem completely fine and normal that when I asked my coworkers to help brainstorm potential quiz topics, someone’s first idea was: What 2023 Shortage Are You? with results like “eggs” and “Adderall”? Yes, yes, and YES.
Here I have for you a quiz that, yes, is still ultimately an escape, but it is an uncomfortable escape. I might ask you to consider, for example, whether everyone you know is mad at you. Or to look at photos of sinkholes. We have fun.
Warning: The movie/place combinations are, with a few exceptions, slightly upsetting in and of themselves and yet also soothing if you really think about it, okay? Don’t come looking for self-care but something more akin to self-scare or self-beware.
Shoutout to Laneia, who came up with the original concept for this quiz and also supplied a few example questions and choices that I ended up incorporating in the final version. Teamwork makes the dreamwork here at Autostraddle, and we’re all doing just GREAT, why do you ask?
Those sink photos gave me actual heart anxieties. Luckily I got Magic Mike XXL in the bathtub and the quiz told me I deserved a genuinely cozy result, so now I feel better.
Same same.
Plus I’ve been meaning to watch xxl again after the review of the third film published here last week. Now if only I was still living in that old rental with a glorious clawfoot tub that my tall body actually fit in, instead of the bullshit “standard” tub that I refuse out of spite.
Same here! I haven’t seen XXL yet– I think this means it’s time.
Watching Kill Bill while in bed genuinely does sound so soothing for me.
Also got Kill Bill in bed!
Me 3!
me 4!
Those sink photos were horrifying! I may have nightmares about them tonight.
I should watch Misery at my desk. How wonderful. I do absolutely love Kathy Bates in this movie. The second season of Castle Rock about her character was pretty awesome too.
Watching The Hours while lying on the floor sounds…not exactly comforting, but somehow fitting? Which may not be a good sign…*sigh*
Love how people here are stressing about the sinkhole photos and meanwhile I had to quickly scroll past the dirty sinks and just pick one at random so I didn’t have to get anxious looking at them.
I chose a sink that looked like people at least had a fun meal before the chaos: pasta sauce, chocolate ice cream, black coffee. :)
Those sinks were stressful! I chose the most organized one; at least that could be fixed rather easily.
Oh I was definitely fretting about the dirty sinks. I easily picked a sinkhole that seemed maybe like karmic retribution
mmxxl in the bathtub it is.
the art had me cracking up. each of those was uniquely horrifying to imagine as the only art i could have for forever.
Feeling blessed and grateful to receive Magic Mike XXL in the bathtub
Kill Bill vol 1 in bed! this quiz was excellent i love when it’s kooky
I will take all of the sinkholes, plz and thank you! Especially the ones destroying humanmade property.
The correct answer to “Why are the vibes at this party off?” is “Too many men.” This applies to worst dinner guests as well.
As someone who indeed forgot my laptop in a stranger’s car circa 2010, the last question on this quiz sent a shiver of fear through me 😱
Those sinks are all so upsetting and the sinkholes are all somehow soothing. Watching The Hours on the floor does actually sound like a good plan. Watching Grey Gardens and eating random items from the pantry for dinner is an activity I do to feel better (?) and the vibes are similar
Fast Five in the garage is… it’s weirdly, weirdly accurate. Like, I’m not saying I own all of them on Blu-ray, but, well, I own them all on Blu-ray.
Hahaha Kayla this is unhinged
I got Stoker in the closet and I feel that this quiz accurately gauged where I’m at, mentally. Interpret that however you wish.
Me tooooo. Like it’s somehow the most depressed option which is 100% on point for me today.
I hate all of those sinks so much!! But honestly I do kinda wanna watch Kill Bill in bed since the first (and only) time I’ve seen that movie was also the first time I ever ate a weed cookie and I don’t remember much of the movie
I also like watching sad movies and just rewatched the hours
what a cursed and chaotic quiz! let us leave this energy on sunday and not bring it into the week ahead!
wow this quiz was fun to take i guess i love upsetting questions
yesss an excuse to watch Kill Bill for the 354th time <3 self-care!
legitimately worried about the lives of all those sinks and the creatures that have to share them
misery at the desk it is! (omg band name)
don’t worry kayla i will credit the first album and title of the band to you
this quiz is amazing thanks for sharing
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