Back over at the hospital, Aria finally wakes up. Even in her sleep she just couldn’t handle being clashing with those orange chairs. She finds a receptionist to speak with and discovers that Ezra is in recovery. She’s not family or anything but she barges into his room to find Shana who is also not family and c’mon where the hell is the security team informing them that only family members can come see critical patients and only during visiting hours. C’mon!
But seriously check out the tiger on Aria’s shirt.
But before we can suss out what the hell Shana is doing there, Ezra goes into some sort of allergic reaction/cardiac arrest/bad times response. Aria yells for help and for once help comes! Yay help! Maybe the Liars should try this “yelling for help” thing more often.
Excuse me, Miss, but I’m going to have to ask you to take your traumatized face elsewhere.
Starsweep back to the theater where Alison returns from her midnight snack. She had hoped to sneak back in but she wakes Emily up in the process. Ali tries to tell Emily to go back to sleep and not tell the others, but Emily wants to know what the fuck is going on.
You don’t need to know anything. You’re just my baby lamb and I’ll always protect you.
Ali’s like, “No, no I don’t want to drag you into my crazy would,” which is, side note, exactly what crazy girls say when they want to drag you into their crazy world. But Emily? She has like seriously no fucks left to give. The past two years she’s been outed, doped, drugged multiple times, her girlfriend got killed, a car crashed into her house, her next girlfriend betrayed her and her life has just generally been completely threatened all the time. If Ali doesn’t come clean she’s going to seriously lose her shit.
I will fuck you up.
So Ali tells Emily that actually Cece was on her side all the time and that Ezra was paying her for info and that she only dressed up as Red Coat to distract A so that Alison could stop the saw that was going to cut Emily in half and so really Cece saved Emily and wasn’t that so nice and great! Oh and by the way she just gave Cece her passport so she could leave the country. Yay!
The words you are saying do not impress me.
Back in Rosewood it’s revealed that Mona isn’t plotting a nighttime A attack, she’s holding the first meeting of The Official We Hate Alison DiLaurentis And Wish She Would Go Away Club.
It’s a club. And we’re doing it in leather or not at all.
Oh and Paige is there! Hi Paige!
Hey Mona I found the kegal balls you loaned me! They’re right here in my pocket.
Mona points out to everyone how life with Ali was terrible and how they all had horrible nicknames. She glosses over the part where she went literally insane for an entire year and made the Liars’ lives a living hell. She also glosses over the part where she actively called Lucas by his mean nickname. But you know, who’s keeping track.
#NerdArmy
Paige is about to leave because, she’s like a pretty good person and know she have a crazy rage problem she has to keep in check, but before she can someone completely unlikely walks in. Actually it’s Melissa who seems pretty likely. She’s basically always hated Ali. So.
The queen is here. Now take off your pants.
Paige decides Melissa’s arrival is a good reason to stay. I mean, last time Melissa was upset about something she stayed on the couch for the entire third season. So at least we know she commits.
Flashdance on over to the Rosewood Police Station where Detective Holbrook is marveling at the existence of internet. In his defense, this also means he just discovered internet porn, so I can see why it took him so long.
What is this magic?
In some rare stroke of brilliance, Holbrook stumbles upon The Fitzgerald Theater. We are impressed with his sleuthing skills.
Pretty Little Liars: a show completely unrestricted by normal weather patterns but committed to using the correct area codes
Who thinks this would be a good time to discuss the fact that the Fitzgerald Theater is not in New York City but is rather the largest theater in Minnesota and the home to Public Radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. I mean, doesn’t anyone else listen to NPR?
Just as Holbrook is discovering this, Aria tries to get ahold of the Liars. Unfortunately the reception in the theater is wicked shitty (fucking T-Mobile) and the Liars have her call the house phone. DO YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING?
Guys I’ve been here all night and I really need someone to bring me clean underwear.
Well, as you might guess, Holbrook calls and Ali picks up. Busted.
What’s your favorite scary movie?
The girls panic and do what they usually do when they panic: stare at each other.
Unable to get in contact with her buddies, Aria decides to peak in on Ezra. The power of her undying high school love awakens Fitzipoo and he whispers in her ear a big secret. Then, I imagine, he screams like hell for pain killers. IDK just my thought.
I farted.
This revelation sends Aria running out of the hospital, I imagine to a J.Crew sale or a vintage jewelry store.
Back at the ranch, the Liars decide it’s time to grab a cab back to Pennsylvania. Before they can so much as open their Uber app, they are confronted. The lights go up. It’s all very Six Characters in Search of an Author.
We have this illusion of being one person for all, of having a personality that is unique in all our acts. But it isn’t true.
And you think it’s going to be the police. Sort of finally. But it’s not. 
Seriously?
It’s Shana.
Like fucking seriously?
So let’s be clear before we begin this whole fucking rabbit hole that Paige never actually says she’s A. She definitely tries to kill Ali and says that she thought she’d got her when she tried to burn down the lodge, but she’s never like “I’m A and I’ve been threatening you all this time.”
Anyways Shana explains that she’d trying to kill Alison as revenge for… Jenna?
Yup. Shana is in love with Jenna. I guess she really did mean it when she said she would be with her even in her darkest days. With that in mind we can finally see that the drama of the past two seasons of this show could have only been provided by the most dramatic type of drama: dyke drama. Fucking goddamn dyke drama. Say drama again. Drama.
All I wanted to do was scissor Jenna but all she did was talk about you!
Just before Shana can kill Alison (or, you know, conveniently tell us more details of what the fuck she’s talking about) Aria comes up behind Shana and whacks her with that fucking gun from the first act. Oh Chekhov, you get us every time.
Aria that’s not what we meant when we told you to grab your gun oil and bump her!
I suppose this is exactly why Aria has been taking self defense classes all these years months weeks days.
So Shana falls a full six feet into the orchestra pit. While people in Rosewood have survived gun shots, car accidents, drug overdoses, burns, being buried alive, falls from literally the tops of buildings, Shana cannot survive this six foot fall.
She just cannot.
Another one bites the dust
Wanna know why? Because everyone knows that all lesbian characters and black characters end up dead on TV. Shana never had a chance.
Emily takes in the reality of yet another dead lesbian.
The girls call the NYPD and flee the scene because even though it was all in self defense, why bother trying to tell the police that. I mean, not involving the police has worked out really well in the past.
It’s okay Aria. We’ll just prop her up and bring her to school like in Weekend at Bernie’s.
And elsewhere, a very smug Cece boards a plane to France and maybe just got away with murder.
Fuck flying.
Or maybe not. Who the fuck knows anymore.
Damn guys. I really liked Shana. I hope we find out next week that her clone, Lana, is actually the lesbian the girls knew the whole time and the person who introduced Emily to Missy Franklin. Ah the good times. What I wouldn’t do to be young again.
Anyways I have no idea what I just saw, but go ahead and tune in next week when we’ll discover that in order to combat Ali, Mona has created an all girls wrestling league. A girl can dream.
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I can’t even with this episode!! The only thing that sort of made sense was Mona’s Army, because Mona should always be the ruler of a thing. And Paige should always wear leather.
Agreed r.e. Paige.
I’ve been watching PLL since it first premiered in the summer of ’09 and I think this is the first episode where I finally felt like I was done. Done forever with PLL. I’ve been strung along for what seems like 500 episodes already and I think my heart has realized it will never know who A is and will never know how this story line makes any sense.
But I will keep reading these recaps because they’re so awesome and hilarious!
Yay Lizz! Great to see you back on PLL duty! Holy crap was Paige looking good! <3
I'm actually really upset about Shana. Losing another lesbian woc really hurts. PLL has such great lesbian and queer representation compared to most shows, so it doesn't stand out as much, but with Shana gone it really hurts. And isn't her story pretty tragic now? :'(
I understand the feeling some people have of being tired of the continuing mysteries and wanting answers but personally, I don’t watch this show that way. But I just love this show so much still. I love the atmosphere. The feeling like it’s always close to Halloween time. LOL The noir and the shifting loyalties. I watch it without worrying too much about the mystery. I just love the ride.
And also the fact that it’s had more lesbian/queer women in four seasons than any other show on TV during it’s run makes me love it even more. That’s also why I think it deserves support from all of us who want to see more TV shows where lesbian and bi women can be on it with out it being any kind of big deal.
There was just sooooooooooo much wrong with this episode that my bungee cord of “suspended disbelief” snapped and I’m plunging to my death, total free-fall. The hospital nonsense, Shana being psychotic for Jenna’s sake (please remind me WTF happened to Jenna after she was found floating in the lake!?), Shana dying after that short fall. Just. This was a bad Tuesday for queer-led TV.
The only reason I watch PLL anymore is because I want ANSWERS and for these recaps. Nice to know I have one of those things.
Also oh my god I was pissed at Shana’s death. I’ve seen to many people of color & queer characters die to deal with this shit.
Welcome Back Lizz!!! We missed you.
I am so confused. I feel like it would be impossible for the writers to craft an explanation that ties in all of the things that have happened. How can they possibly remember what has happened?! Like I can’t even keep all the minor characters straight anymore. Lucas showed up and I thought for sure he was one of the guys from Faking It.
Agreed! It’s gotten way more confusing than ever before. I don’t understand why they renewed this show for two more seasons! They definitely should just finish this year. It’s just going to get more fucked.
I just want to point out that, not only is there no security in the hospital, the airport security is also awful. Like, how the hell does Cece get through wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a huge coat?! That makes absolutely no sense. Not that the Shana thing made sense…
Also what happened to Ali’s mom?! Is she buried alive? What’s going on with that? Why are Lucas and Noel back? Is Melissa good or bad? Why is Mona’s outfit so terrible? Why did the girls decide to just go home after Shana died? How could they think she is A? Obviously this episode answered all my questions and I’m not confused at all.
Yo after 4 seasons and this episode I think I am 100% with this show!! I’m entirely confused and not convinced that the writers aren’t either. I feel like they’re just making shit as they go along. I forget characters all the time and their tiny significance to the story. Honestly I don’t really know what we’re trying to figure out anymore.
*%100 DONE
I love it more and more every episode. I understand others’ frustrations. It DOES require a certain commitment to know what is going on (which I’ve come to admire). I myself went through a brief “dunno how I feel about this anymore” time towards the end of S2/early S3. That’s when I went back and started doing all my own research and compiling, re-watching etc. It DOES make sense. There’s a LOT of things that are so tied together yet invisible at the same time. It’s really impressive tbh.
I think something that gets a lot of people is that even though it’s a fantasy/fiction story, it DOES try to tie things into actual human reality possibilities (which is great, and hard) so when something does go way off, ie hospital/airport security, the way some are superhuman in the face of death, others are like, just served up on a platter. I’ve been putting together my own site actually for all this info bc the available ones get way too mixed up with
1. The books (irrelevant to the show, but similar)
2. The things (hints) that the cast and crew say in social media/interviews (they’ve been wrong, and often misleading).
3. That there is just ONE A and when sources of information try to go on that tip, which is invalid, things get messy really quickly. PLUS
4. When you source from anyone and everyone, things just turn into a cluster of “are you sure about that?”
I knew Shana was responsible for the latest drama, and knew she was gonna be “the one” in NYC, though I will freely admit I did not see her dying this soon (i knew she’d be killed off or sent away forever eventually though). But I still def felt “yay another queer girl dies on tv…hurrah” *sarcasm*
I like though, for this show at least, that queer topics are just a PART of the story and not THE WHOLE story. I enjoy that kinda thing, and also enjoy other shows/books/whatever where it IS the main part of the story. But I feel like it’s good to have just casual queer characters and story-lines here and there. The downside to this though, as I and I’m sure many on this site feel as well, Queer topics are still a very fragile thing and it’s just really damned if you do and damned if you don’t sometimes.
Also:
Jenna is in a coma, following her near drowning at Emily’s b-day party
Shana was hit HARD in the head, twice with the butt of a real gun, which is enough to kill someone in itself, and falling in a dazed state, even a short distance when you aren’t aware enough to brace for impact is just icing on the cake. Ridiculous?! YES! Possible, yeah…but in PLL not the most dramatic/believable death.
People that haven’t figured it out, or don’t follow all the details will be shocked when they finally reveal who the “real” A is. I myself am 95% sure of it, and if they twist at the end and it is not then unless it’s something I am really impressed with, I’ll be super disappointed.
There are many different “groups” that are against this person and that, these other groups vs other groups etc etc, so it adds to the confusion when people stick with the whole “A mastermind” thing, but the actual A has to deal with these other things that come out of the blue too. I think that’s the #1 that helps people kind of suspend their beliefs is that it’s just a bunch of nonsense, but entertaining nonsense that will somehow make sense in the end (it will!), and a lot of people have just ended up going all out for themselves, whether joined by others or not.
:)
This is a great post and I completely agree. My memory is such that I remember basically everything that ever happens on a show and so I don’t get confused by PLL nearly as much as it seems other people do. And I agree that the writers have done an impressive job of tying things together going back to the beginning of the show. And it’s frustrating to me (and I’m sure to them as well) when people miss connections and then blame the writers for screwing up rather than their own forgetfullness.
Thx :) And yeah, the writing being blamed for discrepancies is a bummer sometimes. If someone feels they HAVE to point a finger, I feel the writers would be at the bottom of the well for actual responsibility. A big downside of such a complex story, is that this incarnation of PLL is “for TV” (not to mention ABC family of all places) so when you go from the writing room, to producers, network people, censors, etc etc — there’s gonna be a LOT of compromise.
Not to mention that even though the show is unrelated to the books, it is in the same universe, and has many similarities, and as they’ve been blessed with Sara Shepard’s permission, there’s certainly got to be an anchor in there somewhere in which they can’t go TOO FAR out of the “PLLverse” *coughravenswoodcough* yet have to keep it exciting, visually entertaining, the plot and editing tie in with each other (you can’t exactly leave an edit decision up to one or two people when such a deep story is concerned!), not to mention that there’s a time limit per episode, per season, actors schedules, etc etc.
So yes, overall I find it extremely impressive and imo one of the best non HBO, Showtime, etc mainstream tv series currently on air as far as the actual writing and plot go. One could compare and contrast acting, casting, visual aspects, locations, any manner of production in a whole different conversation, but the bottom line of keeping the core of the story intact has got to be near impossible with so many people involved, so they get massive respect from me.
Thanks for your post. I sense that PLL would be a much more amazing show if one could marathon everything at once, but having it spread over 5 years has been kind of exhausting.
I really want to know who you think A is!!!
If you search for “The Alliance (or The B-Team)” it may help some fill in some gaps in relation to Jenna, Shana, Melissa – BE WARNED though that there’s a lot of misinformation and speculation out there. But it at least can help tie together events that have actually taken place in relation to them.
Wait, so I am really intrigued that you feel 95% sure who A is… do you mind sharing your theory? Thank you so much!
Oh I thought it was just me who thought this episode was pretty ridiculous even for PLL, still I’ve come to realize I don’t think we’ll ever get the answers we want so I might as well just watch it cause it’s fun and has quite a bit of ladies and lgbt characters in it.
Also this recap was great and the captions were A+++
This recap is awesome and hilarious . I finally register an account here because of Lizz’s awesome recaps . The very weird part is I’m straight (I think) but I keep coming back to this website just to read PLL’s recap when there’s a bunch of other website I could read . Confused much ? Is there any forum here for a confused – not sure girl like me ? lol , the caption is very funny .
Many of us have come to this site in the same state as you, so just take your time and enjoy the community =)
Thanks!!
I don’t like the story anymore. Like the other one said, the only reason i sometimes still watch is because there are queer characters in it. By the way uh…. Hey there Paige McCullers! ;)
PLL is that place where attractive black queer women go to die.