Pretty Little Liars Episode 424 Recap: A is for Anal


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Are you fucking kidding me, A? That was my CHANEL lipstick. You couldn’t have used the Wet N Wild? UGH.

We pop on back to the Liars and subsequently the past, where we see Ali putting on that infamous yellow tank top. She finds an A message on the mirror, “I’m everywhere. And soon you’ll be nowhere.” Weeeeell, A is half-right on this. It’s so interesting to see Ali shaken up, though! She’s always so calm and collected. It’s a nice change of pace to see her terrified. Real-time Ali is also terrified, saying that they need to figure out who A is TONIGHT or she’ll have to disappear again. Wonder where she got that timeline.


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Paisley is very IN for the soccer moms of Rosewood, young lady.

Back on A-Night, Jessica DiLaurentis is freaking the hell out. She’s looking out the window, calling the police (I’m assuming, maybe) and telling Ali she can’t leave the house. But it’s the last weekend before school starts again! All my friends will be there! Mom, you’re so unfair! But fiiiiiiine. Oh just kidding, Ali is going to steal Jessica’s sleeping pills and then sneak out anyway. I’m sorry, maybe I’m not cool, but if my mom was panicking this much, I’d know something was seriously up. Ali’s never been much for authority, though, that’s for sure.

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Heeeere, I didn’t put drugs in this AT ALL.

At the barn — were we ever so young — the Liars are all hanging out, giggling while sippin’ purple sizzurp or whatever the hell they have in those cups. Toby keeps calling Ali. We also see Ali drug the girls. That explains why they all got wasted off half of their drinks. I miss baby Liars. So innocent. Ali waits until they’re all passed out to see if she keeps getting texts. She’s ruling them out, I’m guessing. She opens the barn doors to Toby.


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Hey Emily, think the handle of this espresso thing would make a good substitute dildo in a pinch*? (*Nope!)

But let’s not dawdle because we’re making moves. Ali is taking them to some… cafe? This is where Ali has been hiding out? This isn’t still in Philly, I’m guessing.


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You know, where I also kiss my girlfriend, Emily Fields.

A-Night returns and Ali is texting Ian to meet her at the kissing rock when Ezra pulls up.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

And he’s mad.


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I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Only let’s not get those answers yet because Officer Holbrook has some shady interrogation to be pulling off instead. He questions Mrs. Hastings, who is not falling for his shit because she’s a lawyer, you idiot. He’s really convinced Spencer is to be blamed here. Interesting. He tells her that her husband is on his way.

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Does this scarf make me look innocent?

He peeks in on Melissa’s interview, who is telling the police her mother is a lawyer and she doesn’t have to fall for their shit, either.

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Mr. Hastings tries the bitch please look, manages to look even more condescending with just a tiny hint of guilt.

Finally, Officer Holbrook goes in to find Mr. Hastings’ interview room, telling him that Mrs. Hastings is on her way. Hmmmm.

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For being “confidential” that file sure got around.

He begins to question WHY Mr. Hastings had a private investigator follow Spencer the summer Ali disappeared.


How I got my B.A. in English

How I got my B.A. in English.

Ezra backstory time! Ali met him at a Hollis pub and lied to him about reading Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald. She must be pretty young here because she’s a terrible liar at this point.

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Hmm? Oh I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I’m reading F. Scott Fitzgerald in a fucking bar and I really need to get over myself.

Oh Ali, you’ll learn soon enough. She convinces Ezra that CeCe is her college roommate at Hollis.


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I mean, did you even know Breakfast at Tiffany’s was written by Truman Capote? Jesus, Alison.

Aria is really upset about Ali and Ezra, understandably. She also kinda tells Ali she’s an idiot and knows nothing about Holly Golightly. I’d like that soundbite on repeat for all the times I hear people misrepresenting/romanticizing Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Also, apparently Ezra wanted to write a story about Ali. Guess he got his wish after all!


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Awkward car breakup moment.

Ezra confirms that he knows she is in high school and that he’s upset, but he really likes her. Basically, he has no reason to like her, she’s a compulsive liar, but ugh anyway. Oh and they never slept together, thank goodness. But why are they trying to redeem Ezra here? NOPE, you’re still a total creep, Fitz!


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You’ve ruined my career as a pedophile and future prison inmate!

At the kissing rock, Ali tells Ian she has all of the N.A.T. videos and that he and his cronies better stop threatening her. I like her “suspect everyone and threaten everybody’s lives” approach to finding A here.


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I’m loving that every adult on this show feels it is appropriate to blame teenagers for all of their problems.

Officer Holbrook tells Jessica that Ali is definitely alive, but they need to find who is in her grave. They tracked Spencer’s GPS to Philly.

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Mr. Hastings’ eyebrow expressions. Simply the best.

Mr. Hastings comes out and finds Jessica, and says something about the “deal” they had? Jessica’s like, “My daughter might be alive, deals are off, sucka!” Then Melissa pops out and it’s just a huge Hastings reunion up in here. She tells him that Mrs. Hastings is there, too, and he starts to panic about them having something on Spencer.

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Dad, come on, you have to look interested in what I’m telling you, not half-asleep.

Melissa tells him he has nothing to worry about with Spencer. In fact, Melissa leans over and whispers something in his ear. BUT WHAT DID SHE SAY?

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5 Comments

  1. I liked this episode i’m glad we finally got some “answers” even if we still don’t know who A is, but we at least know what Ali was up to. I agree that this show glosses over too much on the whole sex with teenage girls thing, which i’m still hoping it’s addressed some time in future seasons, because it’s a pretty big and constant issue on the show older man being inappropriate and controlling the lives of teenage girls.

    I didn’t like that Ezra got shot and him being all “I’m here to save you girls I know who A is” cause that gives way to people thinking he’s a hero or something which he isn’t in my opinion he’s still a creep and was highly inappropriate not just with Alison but and mostly with Aria.

    I still have no idea who A is, and i haven’t read the books so idk what those are about, I find it strange that Toby and Page weren’t there but maybe they wanted just to focus on Ali and the girls, also Mona could still be A and be working with Wren.

  2. Judging from the physique of the person who jumped to the next roof, A was a tall athletic person. Based on that + who Ali’s mom would protect, I think it’s Ali’s brother. He was in the creepy video club, right? I forget most things about the creepy video club. Obviously the person who jumped was a stunt actor so it’s probs irrelevant what they looked/walked like. I still think Paige is A. I don’t think Mona is A because Mona doing all these A-type things but for her own social-climbing needs is so much more fascinating and nefarious than actually being A.

  3. I was so happy to have Ali’s “final” night laid out in a clear way, but then extremely annoyed when Hanna didn’t shoot A right in the spine.
    Also, really enjoyed Ali’s grip of Emily’s arm when they were all reunited. You’re looking like a possessive gf, Ali. I like it.

  4. I SO agree on the Breakfast at Tiffany’s front. Nevertheless, Tender is the Night is, in my opinion, the shit. Something I’m wondering about – did they actually mention until this series that Spencer was on pills at the time? I swear I don’t remember that. I liked the show way more back when it was Mona – I feel like I’m hanging around just to get answers, and see the outfits and shiny shiny hair, but every time I get one answer, they throw up something new that doesn’t make sense. Why is there still no Red Coat explanation? We also don’t know who tried to kill Jenna, or why…we don’t know much about Melissa, or Ian, or Jason’s involvement in the NAT club, or Cece, or Mona…maybe Mona killed the other blonde to make her whole plan work? Oh, also, Lucas – what happened to him? He was nice, then he was creepy, then he was creepier, and then he disappeared. I both want to know what’s happening and don’t, because I feel like I can just see them ending it really badly. Also did anyone notice Ali said “she” of A? They decided it was a guy because of the Board Shorts thing…wait is Ezra actually Board Shorts? And how much did Wilden know? Oh, and that thing with Noel Kahn and his brother that time… Oh dear, I think I may have just made myself more annoyed at this show with the number of loose ends. I feel like my cat could write a more sensible show…

  5. Oh, also Wren. I’m English, and I know that my people are always evil on US shows – maybe Wren is the architect of it all, and his name is a deliberate pun on Christopher Wren… *Hangs head in shame at awful pun*

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