It has happened to all of us. You’re just going about your life and you meet a woman and you fall instantly in love with her, but there’s one problem: You have no idea if she’s gay or straight.

They were saying kids could get trans surgeries as easily as getting a Big Mac at the drive-thru or, I don’t know, buying a gun at a Walmart.

You are a podcaster. You can’t change that, that is who you are.

A burgeoning microgenre has emerged in the lesbian lit community that has all the girlies feeling a strange mix of sexual arousal and existential climate dread.

When pressed on why the method of volcanos, Schumer explained that it was time to reclaim the color orange from the current president and “everyone likes explosions.”

These trendsetting members of the queer community are all lining up to gain access to L(GBTQ)umon Club, the hottest club open right now.

“I suppose I should have been suspicious when they kept pushing for me to come up Thursday, instead of Friday.”

What’s a dyke to do if all of my answers to prompts showcase just how unhinged I am?

LezTalk is a new app that uses everything from past arguments to astrological placements to attaching styles to transcripts of therapy sessions to help queer women in relationships better talk to each other.

X Premium user FartNugget69 wrote, “These birds have tiny little penises and they will be attacking our wives.”

As a queer person, I am entitled to music from these queer artists according to the terms I decide.

That’s why I’m here to help you tell your loved ones one of the scariest things you’ll ever say aloud: I’m a standup comedian.

There’s one type of meat that’s full of natural protein, and you don’t have to worry about animal cruelty to get it.

“If she can figure out how to lie to me, then it’d be easier for her to lie to a Real Housewife.”