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Glee Episode 507 Recap: Puppet Masterpiece Theater Should Girl It Up Maybe
This week on Glee, everybody turned in to a muppet and Santana and Dani didn’t make out!
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The L Word Episode 112 Recap: Looking Back By Recapping “Looking Back”
Let’s take a little trip down memory lane by retro-recapping the Dinah Shore episode, in which the lesbians also take a trip down memory lane, which makes this recap very meta.
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“The Fosters” Episode 113 Recap: A Group Home Of Our Own
“Back at wrestling practice, Perky Emma of the Ankle Picks offers Jesus a cookie — an organic cookie with no dyes. Maybe she has lesbian moms too.”
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American Horror Story Episode 308 Recap: The Sacred Faking
“Apparently the witches’ journey to New Orleans was just like the Oregon Trail, only with less fiber and more smelly vaginas! This fucking show, you guys. This. Fucking. Show.”
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Pretty Little Liars Halloween Recap: Grave New World That Has Such Lesbians In It
It’s Halloween in Rosewood! Actually it isn’t, but it’s Halloween here and the Liars are in costumes with quite a lot of cleavage!
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How “L Word” Internet Fandom Built Autostraddle Dot Com: The Oral History
“Laneia, that was our first official interaction in the world — you seeing a link to my blog on The Planet Boards and wanting to delete it.”
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Glee Episode 505 Recap: The End of Twerk Should Really Be The End Of Will Schuster’s Career
This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.
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American Horror Story 303 Recap: The Replacements
Welcome to the third episode of American Horror Story, the show for all your minotaur sexin’ needs!
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 414: Who’s Inside That Girl’s Box?
The winter premiere of Pretty Little Liars is finally here and we’re going to get to say the word “box” a lot.
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Glee Episode 506 Recap: Movin’ Out Of F*cks To Give
This week on Glee, everybody sang Billy Joel songs and everything hurt!
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Glee Episode 501 Recap: Love Love Love Gay Love
Welcome back to the wonderful world of Glee, where boys tongue-kiss each other at school!
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20 Lessons Learned Through 20 Years of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Holy crap we’re old.
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Glee Episode 504 Recap: Stop Trying To Make “A Gaga or A Katy?” Happen
This week on Glee, everybody took turns dressing up like idiots and my gay boyfriend Adam Lambert showed up to sing a tune or two!
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Once Upon A Time 305 Recap: The One With Two Moms
“But then Mulan came charging out of the closet, and one million homos stood up and said I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT, MOTHERFUCKING HONOR TO US ALL.”
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Laverne Cox, Superstar: The Autostraddle “Orange Is The New Black” Interview
Laverne Cox talks about trans* representation in media, relating to her character and what it’s like being a trans* actress in tv.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 108 Recap: Gaybies, Gaybies Everywhere
“Red’s husband is like, whoa, free-thinking woman, are you on your period or something? Who let you out of the kitchen?”
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‘Twenties’ is Everything We’ve Been Asking For in a Television Show
The studios are trying to pass on a pilot by a queer woman of color about a queer woman of color and her friends. Surprise surprise. Watch ‘Twenties’ now to show your support.
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Orange is the New Black 113: Holy Lesbian Spit Chain Batman!
Ever been punched in a tit before? That crushing pain in your areola and the dense tissue of the breast? Brutal. I’ll take dental surgery over titty punches any day.
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American Horror Story Episode 307 Recap: The One With The Zombie Threesome
Welcome to the seventh episode of American Horror Story, featuring an award-winning musical score by Hans Zimmer. I’m sorry, that’s not Hans Zimmer; it’s two goblins humping on a Casio keyboard. My mistake.
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American Horror Story 301 Recap: Bitchcraft
Go out to your local Halloween store, buy a overpriced plastic witch’s hat, and prepare to hold the fuck onto it!