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“The Fosters” Episode 121 Recap: 10,000 Chickens Come Home to Roost
“That’s right — the characters on this show abusing their power has become so commonplace that I am now desensitized and can only think of denim.”
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Glee Episode 517 Recap: Opening Night To Remember Forever-Ever
This week on Glee, “Funny Girl” opened and Santana came back!
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SUPER SPECIAL RECAP! Bomb Girls: Facing The Enemy
Because of how upset and exhausted I assume y’all must be, I’ve made sure this recap is chock full of inappropriate captions and semi-offensive image editing and even drinking games you can play the next time you feel up to the challenge. Here is your veritable stuffed French toast of a recap, so go ahead and dig in.
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Orphan Black Episode 205 Recap: Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est
Sarah explains to Helena that Felix is her brother, and she’s her sister, so Felix is one of the seestras, okay? Fair enough.
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Glee Episode 515 Recap: Bash Me In The Belly
The good news is that Mercedes is back, the bad news is that Kurt got gay-bashed.
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Glee Episodes 518 and 519 Recap: You Need a Back Up Plan for Teaching Old Dogs New Tricks
In which Santana doesn’t kiss any girls but she does wear a series of sexy outfits and boss everyone around while holding adorable puppies.
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#AutoAri: The Last Round EVER of Real World Questions Got A Big Day Ta-Da
‘Twas the last episode of Real World, and all across town. All the housemates were fighting… Or f*cking around.
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Top Five Anime Ladies I Want To Date
Anime gets frequently stereotyped as full of empty “fanservice” girls, with cardboard personalities and unrealistic body proportions. But in spite of them I’ve found plenty of great female characters in anime who I can relate to…and lust after.
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Orphan Black Episode 201 Recap: Nature Under Constraint and Vexed
“Dr. Leekie wants Cosima working for them, and Delphine assures him she’s on it. He tells her to be careful playing for the other team, which is a pretty solid gay/double agent joke.”
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Glee Episode 516: “Tested” Will Test Your Endurance For An Episode Without Lesbians
This week on Glee, Blaine ate a lot of cronuts and everybody got tested for STDs!
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“The Fosters” Episode 117 Recap: Much Ado About Panties
“The combination of lesbians and hummus is always funny to me. I’m easy.”
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Glee Episode 514 Recap: New New York, New Levels Of Homoeroticism
This week on Glee, Blaine and Kurt got a lot of face time with each other’s faces/feelings, and Rachel went a little Shosh on us.
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Rhymes with Witches: The Only Straight Santana Lopez Is Is Straight Up Bitch
“She is unapologetic about who she is and where she comes from. Us Queer Latina cheerleaders need to stick together.”
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Once Upon A Time Episode 312 Recap: Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle!
Yes, I am going to fill this recap with as many monkey puns as possible. No, there is nothing you can do to stop me.
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Every Lesbian On TV Has A Side Part
After hours — probably years — of research, Dannielle has concluded that every lesbian on TV has a side part. She’s meticulously compiled her evidence in the essay contained herein.
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Glee Episode 513 Recap: New Directions For Lesbos!
This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!
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Lost Girl 404: Everyone’s Full of Feels
Bo comes home, Tamsin grows up and Lauren and Betty McRae have the most awkward post-sex process ever.
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Pretty Little Liars Episode 420 Recap: Free Fall, Expensive Pills
Get ready to learn so much about Ezra.
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Pretty Little Liars Episode 424 Recap: A is for Anal
I’d like to vote this episode the least likely to answer anything without producing twelve more questions in its wake.
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10 Procedural TV Characters I’d Like To See In A Sitcom Or Drama Or Something Like That
I wish there was a way to get more Penelope Garcia, H.G. Wells and Olivia Benson into my life with less murder, like if they were all on the same hour-long HBO drama? Just saying.