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Orange is the New Black 203: Don’t Trust A Bitch With Funfetti
The Prodigal Daughter of White Trojan Horsery has returned to Litchfield, minus her bespectacled toxic popsicle and plus a newer harder attitude. What adventures await our little vanilla wafer? Time can only tell, inmating ritualists.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 503: Coincidences Happen
“i swear to god i thought hanna was about to come out in this episode” – Forever Intern Grace
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Orphan Black Episode 210 Recap : “By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried”
CLONE DANCE PARTY! CLONE DANCE PARTY! CLONE DANCE PARTY!
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Orange is the New Black 201 Recap: Oops, I Did It Again
We hate to tell you, Dorothy, but you ain’t in Kansas High Security Prison anymore, and Toto’s only looking out for Toto.
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Liquor In The Netflix: Drinks for Orange Is The New Black
I tried to keep this pretty exclusively gay (though I did think about doing a “Larry,” which was just to get the saddest, plainest beer and drink it straight from the can while frowning).
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 501: EscApe From Your Lesbian Lover
In which we learn that the last two seasons of Pretty Little Liars was actually nothing but dyke drama.
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Faking It Episode 102 Recap: Binders Full Of Lesbians
This week on “Faking It,” the lesbians got crowned homecoming queens and everybody had sexual dreams about each other!
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Orphan Black Episode 202 Recap: Governed by Sound Reason and True Religion
Felix says they need an idea to trap Donnie, and Alison tells him what every college student already knows: drinking leads to ideas.
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Pretty Little Liars 502 Recap: Stuck Out Here On Planet Alison
Here’s another episode in which the Liars find themselves lying.
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Orphan Black Episode 209 Recap: “Things Which Have Never Yet Been Don”
Then this show throws out the most shocking twist of all: Donnie is actually a competent human being! Oh no you guys… do I actually like Donnie now? Is this real life?
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Orphan Black Episode 203 Recap: Mingling Its Own Nature With It
While Sarah seems extremely comfortable roughing it up and peeing in the woods, Felix equates camping with being homeless in the country. Obviously he’s never been to A-Camp.
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Orange is the New Black 202: Thank Lesbian Jesus It’s Taystee’s Episode
Litchfield, O Litchfield! How hast thee fared? Didst thou miss me? Much as I have learned over time to not only tolerate Piper but also genuinely enjoy what she brings to the show, a Piperless Litchfield is somehow the best Litchfield yet.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 504: The Cause of Death is Murder, Duh
Everyone: ALI NO
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Faking It Episode 104 Recap: You’re A Karmasexual
This week on “Faking It,” Amy goes to a lesbian coffee shop and Karma’s parents introduce the schoolchildren to Kale!re
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Faking It Episode 107 Recap: I Think We Should Break Up FOR REAL
This week on “Faking It,” everybody finds out about the threesome and Amy and Karma break up and everybody gets real sad about it.
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Faking It Episode 103 Recap: The Protestiest Protestor Who Ever Protested
This week on “Faking It,” everybody protested a thing and I protested Karma’s overall existence.
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The Fosters Episode 201 Recap: Things Unknown
The Fosters is back! You’re excited. Let’s talk about it.
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Faking It Episode 108 Recap: I Know You Felt What I Felt
Welcome to the season finale of “Faking It,” in which a lot of things happen that I can’t really talk about, you’ll just have to read the recap.
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“The Fosters” Episode 120 Recap: Nothing Good Ever Happens in Metropolis
“Stef and I say, “Nothing intimate about that!” and then Stef and I laugh, but the Serious Music of Relationship Doom starts and Stef and I know we’ve made a terrible mistake.”
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Faking It 105 Episode Recap: We’re Not Acting Like Lesbians, We’re Acting Like Best Friends
Last week I was on a mountain with no internet! So welcome to your very very overdue “Faking It” recap, just in time for tonight’s episode.