It’s graduation week at McKinley High, and boy are the boys excited about it!

This week on The Real L Word, some people fell in love and some people yelled at each other and some people can be content playing bingo and paying rent!

This week on “The Real L Word,” various lesbians sat at tables and talked to each other!

This week on Glee, Kurt’s gold pants won and everybody else lost.

Oh wow it’s the Nationals Contest! I hope everybody brought lots of confetti and meatloaf!

This week on Glee, Finn nailed himself to the cross and everybody wore really pretty dresses.

The Liars finally start confronting people and asking the hard questions. More importantly, Maya’s cousin shows up and wants to get all up in Emily’s pants. We’re upset about this.

It’s the mid-season finale of Pretty Little Liars! Emily kicks some ass, the betrAyer is revealed and I say “I told you so.” Well sort of.

This week on Glee, Margaret Thatcher dog ate my heart and Blaine’s brother smiled with his eyes and Santana had two lines.

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana made a sex tape and we didn’t even get to see it!

This week on The Real L Word, Romi and Dusty reunited, Whitney and Sara visited Connecticut, Amanda went to a dinner party in New York with Kiyomi and Somer couldn’t make it! Hijinks ensue!

This week on “The Real L Word,” everybody got married to dolphins!

It all started when Krisily met a girl at a dog park who turned out to be an actress with a job on a television show where she played a character named “Shane.”

This week on The Real L Word, everyone fought about stupid shit and something terrible happened and there was a lot of crying.

Season One of the supernatural crime drama Lost Girl premieres in the USA tonight. Are you gonna watch?

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana did some mouth-to-mouth.

This week on Glee, a bunch of characters do things their characters would never do and the writers try to make us care by almost killing everybody. Awesome!

Brittany and Satana are gonna make out on Valentine’s Day, which gives me permission to like this episode.

Glee, how long ’til your soul gets it right? Can any human being ever reach that kind of light?

On the upside, nobody died in a fire.