I think Poussey could say she’s invented the toilet brush and y’all would buy yourselves at least six toilet brushes, you would have a room in your house just for toilet brushes.

This week on Glee, everybody competed in a big contest and some people won and some people lost and other people ate pudding for dinner with forks!

This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!

“Fun as it was to mercilessly tear this show apart, the buck stops here.”

This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!

This week on Glee, various lyrics were sung in bizarre contexts and everybody slapped everybody else in the face!

“An LA family with serious boundary issues have their past and future unravel when a dramatic admission causes everyone’s secrets to spill out.”

Anime gets frequently stereotyped as full of empty “fanservice” girls, with cardboard personalities and unrealistic body proportions. But in spite of them I’ve found plenty of great female characters in anime who I can relate to…and lust after.

This week on Glee, everybody yelled at each other some more! Then there was a cool band at a hot club called CALLBACKS. Also, I think waitress uniforms are the new Cheerios uniforms.

The only way I’d ever be interested in watching any of these stupid shows would be if their female characters were upgraded from subplots to the main event. Actually that would be AWESOME.

It’s Valentine’s Day at Litchfield and Poussey Day in Flashbackland!

I wish there was a way to get more Penelope Garcia, H.G. Wells and Olivia Benson into my life with less murder, like if they were all on the same hour-long HBO drama? Just saying.

Felix says they need an idea to trap Donnie, and Alison tells him what every college student already knows: drinking leads to ideas.

This week on Glee, everybody sang Billy Joel songs and everything hurt!

I’ve compiled a list of your favorite L Word characters and the strains I think they would smoke. See if any of these apply to you; who knows, you could be smoking very Shane today.

This week on “Faking It,” everybody protested a thing and I protested Karma’s overall existence.

Are you interested in seeing this, but don’t really want to sift through 50+ episodes just to find the cute bits? You’re in luck! I mined this series and all its queer gold and put the shiniest pieces in this post.

Yes, I am going to fill this recap with as many monkey puns as possible. No, there is nothing you can do to stop me.

This week on “Faking It,” the lesbians got crowned homecoming queens and everybody had sexual dreams about each other!

This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.