6 Reasons Your Girlfriend Didn’t Come Home Last Night That Aren’t “She’s Cheating On You”
So your girlfriend didn’t come home last night, but that doesn’t mean she cheated on you! It might just mean that she’s a time traveler.
6 Problems I Have Because I’m a Capricorn (And Definitely Not Because of My Relationship with My Parents)
I can be hard on myself but I can also be hard on other people. Sorry, Mom, I’m working on this one.
I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask
The first step to wearing a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask is finding the mask online.
I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery
How hard is brain surgery, really, when they let Patrick Dempsey perform it for years?
It Happened To Me: My Girlfriend Served a Cucumber at a Dinner Party That I’m Pretty Sure We’d Used as a Dildo
It happens to all of us (right? RIGHT?): Sometimes you just have to get f*cked with a vegetable.
8 Things That Are Trans Culture Because I Like Them and So Do Two of My Friends
2. Butterfly and seahorse tattoos
Give Your Wardrobe a Sustainable Spring Refresh By Stealing From Your Girlfriend’s Closet
Everything you need to give your wardrobe a sustainable spring refresh is already within reach.
BREAKING: Local Lesbian Is Sad, Thinks Solution Is To ‘Start Doing Poetry Open Mics’
Janet P. says it was heartbreak that brought her to the “Free Drinks (Two Per Person Limit) Open Mic Night” at McKinney’s Irish Pub.
Mini Crossword Is a Musical Theater Gay
I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
Autostraddle March Madness 2024: “The Kids Are Alright” Sweet 16
Van survived a plane crash and being mauled by wolves on Yellowjackets… can she survive and advance in a match-up with Atypical’s Casey Gardner? Also we have two famous ships facing EACH OTHER, Glee’s Santana and Brittany vs. Everything Suck’s Kate and Emaline. It’s time to Vote!
Celebrate Trans Day of Visibility Thirsting Over the Sexy Retro Covers of ‘Female Mimics International’
The best way to see a wide variety of trans women in a wide variety of scenarios is by looking at porn.
Quiz: Which Prop From Love Lies Bleeding Are You?
Please know I was tempted to make this a quiz to find out which word from the Love Lies Bleeding title you are: Love, Lies, or Bleeding?
Anatomy of a Queer Sex Scene: The Rules of Desire in ‘Y Tu Mamá También’
Y Tu Mamá También relies on ambiguity: Partly, I presume, so that it could reach audiences who might not have watched the film had it been more explicitly gay. I know young me wouldn’t have dared to.
AF+ Crossword Is Sorry Not Sorry
How do flat-earthers travel?
“RuPaul’s Drag Race” Episode 1613 Recap: Magic Michaela
The Queen of Capitalism RuPaul Charles has tasked the queens to makeover hunky male dancers from Drag Race Live!
Station 19’s Pride Episode Played With Our Fear
Even before it aired, I knew that Station 19’s Pride episode going to polarize. It’s not that an episode of television about “violence at fun gay events” can’t be well done. It’s that it’s been done too often before. And betting on queer fear is cruel.
Boobs on Your Tube: Night Court Rights a Historic Sitcom Injustice, Brings Roz Back for Her Gay Happy Ending
Plus updates on NCIS: Hawai’i and Rasika Venkatesa is our new chefbian on Top Chef!
Autostraddle March Madness 2024: ‘The Kids Are Alright’ Round of 32!
We have actual *couples* going against *each other* this round! Including Yellowjacket’s Van and Tai and First Kill’s Calliope and Juliette! Plus Buffy’s Willow, SLOCG’s Leighton, and 26 other queer teens on TV who are clawing for your votes this March Madness!
Et Tu, Laura Ingalls Wilder?
I, too, can only be what I am. And I am a hick, and a hillbilly, and a half-breed. I’m just telling you a story. It’s all I know how to do.
Your ‘Cowboy Carter’ Reading List Is Here! Giddy the Fuck Up!
SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THE MASTERY OF THIS ALBUM!?!?!?