Playlist: The Last La Croix is Gone
You drag your limp body as penance from the bed into the kitchen to pray at its effervescent, sodium-free altar — but the gods are not pleased. The last La Croix is gone.
Playlist: Best Songs Never Performed at P3
If you were a popular band in the late 90s/early 2000s but you never appeared on Charmed, then did you even exist in the first place?
Playlist: The Most Misandrist Anthems
Dozens of female artists have penned misandrist anthems to help heal our collective rage by commiserating with our frustrations. Here are 19 of them!
Playlist: You Asked Out a Straight Girl
This happens to a lot of us — like, a lot a lot of us. And we’ve got to laugh it off, what else can we do? I mean, it’s likely to happen again.
Playlist: All Of These Songs Are More Or Less About Juice
“We can have unlimited juice?!? This party is gonna be off the HOOK!”
Playlist: Lullaby Renditions of Rock Songs That Will Soothe Your Very Soul
There’s nothing more adorable, heart-warming, or deeply inspiring as a tried-and-true rock song played by children’s instruments in a soothing manner. I promise.
Give My Regards to Broadway: The Mixtape
“There is nothing I love more than sharing a deafeningly silent, poignant moment with 300 other audience members; grinning wide through a rousing musical number that makes me want to stand and cheer; or tearing up at a matinee with the gray-haired woman seated beside me.”
Mixtapes We Really Made When We Were Teenagers: A Roundtable
The Autostraddle staff has gone through their tapes, CDs and playlists to share a little corner of their past selves.
Holigay Playlist: Country Ladies Doing Christmas Right
A collection of Christmas songs sung by country music stars who just so happen to be women.
Feelin’ Like Wealth: The Black Friday Shopping Playlist
Whether you’re staying in, waiting in line, or buying a big-screen TV online at 12:01 AM, you could probably use a little more Drake, anyway.
Notes From A Queer Engineer: The Science Mixtape
This playlist is best enjoyed in the range of 20 – 20,000 Hz.
Playlist: October Rain
Break out your stew recipes and hot cocoa mix, sharpen your pumpkin-carving knife, unearth your slippers from the back of the closet, press play, and settle in for the fall.
Wild Child West Playlist: A Soundtrack For Getting Free
These are the songs that encompass all the feelings in my tiny heart about getting free, running away, doing the stupid and impossible things that don’t make sense, and figuring it out from there.
Lost Loves and Missed Connections: The Mixtape
It’s lovely and strange how a song can cast light on memories of people you haven’t thought about in years, can press urgently on that soft sad spot we carry for our past.
PLAYLIST: This Is Your Official #AutoBabeBQ Mix
I have put together a mix that spans genres but never stops screaming “BBQ, Y’ALL!” Which is key, I think.
Playlist: A Song For Your Gal Pal
We hope you and your gal pals enjoy these songs on your Thelma and Louise-esque roadtrip, wherein you play by your own rules, take no prisoners and bring out the best in each other.
Top Five Musical Theater Songs About Misandry
For when you hate men so much, you have to tap dance about it.
Playlist: We Need You Bad As A Heartbeat So Please Don’t Go, Girl
This is basically a Drake song written just for you. It ends with a playlist that expresses how much we all miss you and your comments. This online community love thang is worth fighting for so here’s a love letter and 32 songs.
Playlist: Everything Is Terrible But Also Ultimately OK
Whatever’s currently happening to you is almost definitely not the worst thing that has ever happened to a person.
Playlist: Sugarbooty Blackout Mix
Jasika Nicole and Claire Savage delivered a perfect mix on an actual CD and it was perfect.