I would imagine that trying to explain one’s sexual fluidity to an 80-year-old white dude who’s been married eight times to seven women would be a lot like trying to explain one’s sexual fluidity to their cranky old uncle.

Clarke and Lexa make it official, Sara Lance saves the day, Nyssa makes a deal to kill the devil, Karen crushes Restaurant Wars, and more queer TV happenings!

We’ve finally arrived at a place where we have enough queer characters on TV to fight about them. What a time to be alive!

Despite tepid reviews for most of this fall’s new shows, we’ve got plenty of new and returning lesbian and bisexual characters to be very excited about as well as quite a few lady-helmed productions.

Eve finally returns to HGTAWM, your favorite The 100 character gets Tara MacLay-ed, and Ilana falls in lust with Vanessa Williams on Broad City.

Five years later, things are still exactly the same in Rosewood, PA.

Not enough Annalise and Eve this season on HTGAWM, but at least they’re not dead! Plus Grey’s Anatomy gives us a break from crying with PUPPIES.

This week on Faking It, everybody goes to SwingFest but it’s not the kind of SwingFest Karma’s parents thought it would be! HEY-O!

This week on Faking It, everybody goes to prom and nobody has a good time, including me!

This week on “Faking It,” Shane dyes his hair blue for a minute, there’s a new trans character, Amy wants Lauren to star in a documentary about being intersex, Felix comes back and I made you a really neat chart.

This week on Faking It, Zita throws a “Surprise Bar Mitzvah” but nobody gets me a gift basket and Karma and Amy debate the pros and cons of squashing this thing and reuniting as “best friends” forever.

“I truly believe in story, I think the stories we see and the ones we choose to engage with are one of life’s most vital elements, it’s right up there with food and shelter. This has always been true.”

Teevee has come home to our loving arms once more, to gift us with post-apocalyptic women kissing each other (and I mean really kissing each other), and resurrected time traveling queer superheroes learning their way, and Jane the Virgin introducing a scissoring painting into the sapphic romance mix.

Laura is terrorized by her own giraffe shirt on Carmilla, M-Chuck is really into Indigo Girls on Survivor’s Remorse, I Am Cait says goodbye, Lauren Lewis is a BAMF, and more queer TV news!

This week on “Faking It,” everybody has to find a prom date and at least five surprising things took place!

It’s the season finale of “Faking It” and it’s time to talk about The Kiss.

“For the duration of the plot so far, Delphine’s bisexuality is the premise for the moral tension that she causes, and a key to the danger that she poses to Cosima.”

Grandfathered is still making us soft, what the hell is even happening on American Horror Story, Mimi returns to Empire & more!

It’s Gal Pal Week on Autostraddle.com! Let’s kick it off by counting down television friendships we adore!

Jane the Virgin is a feminist masterclass, y’all. I also want to talk about the five things Supergirl is getting really right. Oh, and Mulan will be back on your TV in two weeks. I have included a photo of her with Merida for you.