Rosamund Pike Is a Sociopathic Lesbian F*cking Lioness in The “I Care A Lot” Trailer
This time Gone Girl is gay, girl.
Extra! Extra!: Untangling the Staggeringly Long List of Culpable Parties for the Insurrection
So much has happened, and in many ways it feels impossible for me to not look at everything through the lens of the insurrection in the U.S. Capitol. This is just one of those times where it’s as much as I can do to look at all the many ways America is, quite simply, falling apart right now. So this week’s Extra! Extra! is pretty much limited to American news: several angles of breaking down everything that’s horrifying about the insurrection, the Trump administration’s parting shots and how COVID continues to rage amid American incompetence.
Things I Read That I Love #315: The Cult Thing Was Real, But In a Positive Way
Topics include your Grandma’s couch, credit card points, SoulCycle, Yoga With Adriene, Fran Lebowitz, the year in self-improvement, filicide, how unhoused teens are coping in locked-down New York and so much more!
The Comment Awards Are Taking 15 Minutes To Breathe
“The Janet Mock-Turtleneck is a much-appreciated fashion innovation!”
Also.Also.Also: Will Some Brave Soul *Please* Publish Lizzo’s “Sci-Fi Fantasy Romance” Novel?
Also: here’s some legit great queer newsletters for your inbox, honoring Monica Roberts and Margot St. James, post-impeachment burn out, meet the most serious astrologer on TikTok, and more.
GLAAD: You Watched TV Like a Full-Time Job in 2020, Even With Fewer LGBTQ+ Characters
Most of this year’s “Where We Are on TV” downtrends — and the total time Americans spent watching TV — can be attributed to the pandemic.
How to Write a Really Hot Sext in 5 Easy Steps
Here is a beginner’s guide to sending really hot sexts to your casual date, your girlfriend, and every babe in between. You’re welcome.
How To Simulate Sex By Just Listening To Janet Jackson
This one is for people who are single, live and work alone. What are people like us doing during this pandemic time? I have the solution for you. Simulate sex by solely listening to Janet Jackson’s hottest hits.
The Truth About Cats & Dogs: How Our Pets Have Played Into Our Gay Dating Drama
Who among us hasn’t had to apologize for our dog chewing our new girlfriend’s dildo, or had to interrupt a date because your ex called to say she was taking your shared-custody rabbit to the emergency vet?
Direct Communication Rules, Ghosting Sucks, Let’s All Say What We Mean
You may be wondering, do I really have to communicate directly about EVERYTHING? In short… yes! Well okay, in slightly longer: almost always yes.
Lez Liberty Lit: Stop Reading Garbage Online
Stop reading garbage online and start reading all the great books that are coming out in 2021 instead.
Which Set of Goth Lesbian Girlfriends Is Going to Buy the Lizzie Borden House
Not one but TWO Lizzie Borden houses are on the market right now – who will snag the ultimate piece of Kristen Stewart memorabilia?
Foolish Child #88: Insurrection
“Are you watching white supremacists storm the capitol while eating a bowl of popcorn??”
A Very Sensible, Queer Guide to Sending the First Message on Dating Apps
14 first messages that will have you burning up your matches list (with queer pop culture references!).
Pop Culture Fix: Bette and Tina are Back at it in “The L Word: Generation Q” Season 2 Table Read
Miss Honey is the original cottagecore lesbian, Batwoman Batwoman Batwoman, queer people deserve mediocre movies too, and — surprise! — Netflix realizes it needs more Latinx shows.
How to Successfully Flirt With the Babe of Your Dreams on Instagram
Any app is a dating app if you have confidence and a good selfie. Combine that attitude with Instagram’s many features for actually getting to know what someone is like and connecting with their life, and you’re halfway to adopting a cat with someone or just sucking their face off, whichever you’re looking for.
No Filter: Stacy London’s BHE (Big Hat Energy)
Janet Mock’s chunky sweater game is unmatched, hot gay couple galore for team #LoveIsNotALie and Javicia Leslie has this new show called “Batwoman” on Sunday, perhaps you’ve heard of it?
Also.Also.Also: Nothing Makes Hunter Schafer Squeak With Happiness Like Seeing Other Queer Trans Lesbians
Also, Tracy Chapman got PAID, vintage vapid fluff starring Tallulah Bankhead, Aretha Franklin’s queer sister, and celebrating Mary J Blige’s 50th birthday in style.
“Dickinson” Season Two: Same Vibes, Same Emily and Sue (Forevermore!)
In the first three episodes of the new season, Emily is still a chaotic, emotional, silly, passionate poet who is deeply in love with her sister-in-law and not afraid to show it.
How to Choose Dating App Photos That’ll Have Babes Swiping Hell Yes
You want to look like your best self: fun, hot, interesting, and lez be real, it doesn’t hurt if you look like you might actually send the first message.