The Comment Awards Are Looking Very Shane Today
“Glad to see my initial horror at being sent from Autostraddle to an article titled “Murderer Fingered By Parrot” was at least partially misplaced.”
The Comment Awards Are Everything but the Kitchen Sphinx
“Are they dancing? Are they grappling? Are they whispering secrets in each others’ ears? I am not familiar with this approach to therapy.”
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: It’s The Last Weekend of Summer, We Did It!
Are you ready for autumn and all its lattes?
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: Blame It On The Eclipse
We can do this. I mean we can probably do this. I mean get in here and let’s do this together.
The Comment Awards Are Punching Nazis
I don’t know what to do with this week, so get in here and laugh with me.
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: I’m Turning Into My Mom!
Are you turning into your mom this week? Did you also have to give your cat some Xanax in order to have a happy home? Did you see that full moon in Aquarius??? She was so beautiful.
The Comment Awards Are Open-Hearted
Yes brats.
Friday Open Thread: Workout Motivation
Do you have an exercise routine? What do you do? Do you watch Youtube videos or follow an app or go to a gym? Do you have a workout buddy? What motivates you to keep going?
The Comment Awards Are Eating Your Waffles
GALENTINE’S DAY IS OURS NOW.
Friday Open Thread: It’s Gonna Be Okay (No, Really)
What if maybe everything’s okay? Or we decide that it could be? Get in here and discuss.
The Comment Awards Will Never Give Up On You
It’s been A Week! Get in here and laugh with me.
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: The Sunset Is a Lesbian
How was your week? How are your wrists doing? How’s your sleep hygiene? I hope you’re doing swimmingly (and are swimming!) and I want to hear all about it in the comments!
The Comment Awards Have Mia Hamm Above Their Beds
So tell me what you want, what you really really want.
Friday Open Thread: Misandry and Mimosas
Welcome to this week’s virtual sleepover.
The Comment Awards are Rebooting The L Word
What are these times in which we live?!
This Is You: Some Things The 2016 Autostraddle Survey Told Us About You
Once upon a time you told us a bunch of stuff about yourself and now I’m gonna tell you what you told me, but with pictures!
The Comment Awards Are Drinking Martinis with Wonder Woman
Straight girls go to prom together and give each other corsages and admire each other’s ‘necklaces’ all the time, right? Right?
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: Our Collective Internet Cook-Out
Welcome to the Friday Open Thread, where we are probably all still bloated from our respective barbecues celebrating anything but rampant toxic nationalism.
The Comment Awards Are Dueling Topless
In which we learn that Riese has never actually seen Practical Magic, and might have to send back her toaster.
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: What Creative Pursuit Keeps You Sane?
So, about that time I was having a mental break.