I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask
The first step to wearing a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask is finding the mask online.
I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery
How hard is brain surgery, really, when they let Patrick Dempsey perform it for years?
It Happened To Me: My Girlfriend Served a Cucumber at a Dinner Party That I’m Pretty Sure We’d Used as a Dildo
It happens to all of us (right? RIGHT?): Sometimes you just have to get f*cked with a vegetable.
8 Things That Are Trans Culture Because I Like Them and So Do Two of My Friends
2. Butterfly and seahorse tattoos
Give Your Wardrobe a Sustainable Spring Refresh By Stealing From Your Girlfriend’s Closet
Everything you need to give your wardrobe a sustainable spring refresh is already within reach.
BREAKING: Local Lesbian Is Sad, Thinks Solution Is To ‘Start Doing Poetry Open Mics’
Janet P. says it was heartbreak that brought her to the “Free Drinks (Two Per Person Limit) Open Mic Night” at McKinney’s Irish Pub.
I Accidentally Crushed on a Rocket Scientist Lingerie Model Who Was Actually AI-Generated
I hunger for the exploits of smart, beautiful women, and Instagram is happy to feed me. So when she was recommended to me, I foolishly took the profile at face value.
“Hannah Gadsby’s Gender Agenda” Brings Brilliant Trans Comics to the Famously Transphobic Netflix
Give jobs to trans comics not because it’ll end the protests at your executive offices but because they’re really fucking funny and good at what they do.
Top 15 Most Top Things I Do
13. Have over 100 unread texts
Top 15 Most Bottom Things I Do
2. Reference my “top era,” which only really existed in my mind
Famous Animals Who Are Queer Icons Because We Said So
In honor of Flaco the owl (RIP king!), here are some other viral animals who are also queer icons.
Glasgow’s “Willy’s Chocolate Experience” Is Not the First Time a Willy Wonka Party Was a Disaster
Jenny Schecter was the original planner of ill-conceived Willy Wonka-themed events.
Ayo Edebiri Respecting the Rules of Time Travel is So Me Coded For Real
What would Ayo Edebiri say to her younger self? NOTHING BECAUSE THAT WOULD ALTER THE FABRIC OF REALITY.
The Pettiest Things We’ve Been Mad at Friends For
17. Not being enthusiastic enough about my new cat
13 New Years Resolutions You’re Welcome To Steal
I don’t know when we normalized asking people what their worst habits are, but at some point, we did and now we do it every year! I hate it!
23 Low Stakes Personal Growth Milestones I Accomplished in 2023
2. I successfully transitioned my hair from a side part to a middle part. (This was directly inspired by the feature film M3GAN.)
6 Queer Comedy Specials That Will Restore Your Faith in the Craft
Still, there remains a discrepancy between the public’s perception of modern comedy and the comedy that gives me child-like joy to consume. The difference, I have concluded, is the lack of visibility for diverse comics, and specifically queer and trans comics of color.
25 Things To Do if You Need a Break From Your Family This Holiday Weekend
8. Go down a social media rabbit hole trying to figure out what your favorite high school English teacher is up to.
I Think I Accidentally Bought My Fiancée a Haunted Music Box for Christmas
Who knew the vintage clown music box that inexplicably plays “Memories” from the musical Cats would be haunted?
Sam Reece on Shitty Craft Club, Coming Out, and What She Shares With Jenny Schecter
“I haven’t even seen some of the absolute queer canon of movies. What’s the one with Cate Blanchett?”