I Miss Feeling Hot
My surgeon informed me that I’d have to spend the rest of Pride Month with my hair pulled back, ointment gooped on, and absolutely no hotness allowed.
Cowboy Clairvoyant’s Guide To Pulling Three Tarot Cards for Yourself
Cowboy Clairvoyant interprets two dreams and also provides a short guide to pulling three tarot cards for yourself.
AF+ Crossword Learned the Word ‘Foofaraw’ Today
The more you know!
I Actually Don’t Need to Hear About Your Trans Allyship!
Your friends are on your side and they can’t wait to tell you about it! Also, we help a trans reader who’s nervous about international travel.
The Polyamorous NYC Couple with a Daddy / Baby Girl Dynamic
Group sex, mutual masturbation, radical honesty, and lots of oral! The classics, really.
AF+ Crossword Has Unrealistically High Beverage Expectations
Thanks a lot, Brian Jacques.
My Queer Friends Are Mean About How Skinny I Am
Is it ever ok to comment on another person’s body? Also, we help a reader with a loud late-night roommate.
I Don’t Think You’re Stupid. I Just Think I Know More About Movies
“If I express that opinion, it’s not to say someone who did connect with the new film is wrong. We just had different experiences of a work of art based on our tastes, our personal experiences, and, yes, our knowledgebase.”
AF+ Crossword Is Applying for the Role of ‘Bottom Chef’
Please pack your knives and go.
What If I’m Totally Fine with the Space Between Us?
Your mom wants to braid friendship bracelets and you want to disappear into adulthood. Also, we help a reader embrace queer romance novels!
Dykes Discuss the Strangely Homoerotic Netflix Thriller ‘Sirens’
hey hey (iykyk)
I Suddenly Hate Aging and It Makes Me Feel Like a Bad Lesbian
I don’t know when I became a vain person, but I swear I used to be better. Becoming a competitive athlete in my thirties has not helped.
The Monogamous Newlyweds in Jersey City Who Might Be Open to a Threesome
Marin and Leigh are in their early thirties, don’t really wear heels (but could probably make it work), and still really love sex in a car!
AF+ Crossword Is Craving Pizza Rolls For Some Reason
And also trying to enroll in French classes…?
Is There a Chill Way To Tell Your Girlfriend They Smell Bad?
This is a touchy subject! What should you say? When should you say it? Also, how to deal with body dysmorphia on video calls.
Why Do I Define Transness By Rejection?
My trans story is no longer one of romantic rejection and yet these films are still where I project connection.
Dykes Discuss ‘The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’
Two lesbian “scholars” of reality television weigh in on season two of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Who’s the best villain? Who seems GAY? Let’s discuss.
Queer Tarot Reading: What Summer Has in Store for Your Love Life
Plus, ever dream about cults? It might mean it’s time for you to break free of social conformity and embrace difference.
AF+ Crossword Gets Snarky
Fastest solver gets a prize!
Hold Up, Can My Friend Date My Ex?
She broke your heart and now she’s dating your friend and everyone says it’s 100% legal, like what the fuck. Also, we help a reader gently set some misophonia boundaries with a loud eater!