Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for February 2022
Remember that your queer brilliance and dreamy imagination and ecstatic love for one another is a key force for resistance, but that you personally don’t have to save the whole damn world.
Remember that your queer brilliance and dreamy imagination and ecstatic love for one another is a key force for resistance, but that you personally don’t have to save the whole damn world.
GUESS WHO ELSE IS HAVING A BABY!?!? DA BRAT AND HER GIRLFRIEND ARE HAVNG A BABY!!
The Killing Eve Season 4 official trailer is here and full of sexual tension between Eve and Villanelle as well as some violence, general mayhem and Villanelle trying to embrace change.
February is bringing many LGBTQ+ tidings including the last seasons of Killing Eve and Better Things, Shay Mitchell playing gay again, celesbian-studded game shows, an Anne+ movie, Abbi Jacobson as an animated queer princess and more!
Ultimately, you should remember that it’s up to your girlfriend to do the work of making friends, not you. I would encourage you to find a way to cheer her on from the sidelines in a way that feels good for both of you.
It’s an attitude that’s really relatable, a year and some change sober as I am, the idea that your whole life would be different if not for this one thing that happened to you.
Immobile iguanas possible.
I spent years hoping that tiramisù would be the perfect sweet to impress girls.
Euphoria really is just three montages in a trench coat pretending to be a TV show.
ALSO! What Hawkeye gets right about deafness, And Just Like That is probably getting another season, Melissa King and Cameron Esposito together at last, and more!
The movie shows us what happens if we wait too long to interrogate our culture and ourselves, lose sight of truth, and fail to take action: irreversible destruction.
As all Hinge prompts do, these run the gamut of “vaguely cringe-inducing” to “absolutely mortifying,” and that’s before we even begin to consider whether they are, at their root, kind of pandering?
The results also feature a recipe for each bread for any ambitious bakers out there.
“That’s a lot of provolone, babe!” – my girlfriend, when I read this list to her
I know she’s JLo, but given this very special episode I feel like she could’ve at least showed up via Skype!
What would your younger self ask you? Would you ever attempt to resolve those age-old questions?
Plus updates on New Amsterdam, 4400, Nancy Drew, and Claws!
“Best moment is being in a room full of gays singing along to the Golden Girls theme song!”
Critical Role’s animated series The Legend of Vox Machina is here and the cast list alone is queer. Let’s roll.
A road trip, a strip mall, a breakup, a painting, and a pregnancy bump — read these five queer short stories where humor sits inside of sadness.