Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for September 2022
It’s Virgo season! Time to get out a fresh sheet of paper and your favorite pens and brainstorm a dozen or more future possibilities that bring you sheer pleasure.
It’s Virgo season! Time to get out a fresh sheet of paper and your favorite pens and brainstorm a dozen or more future possibilities that bring you sheer pleasure.
Beckett and Jen WILL be dating in season three!
I learned about the concept of chosen family from a heterosexual uncle I don’t talk to anymore.
We’ve got the return of “The Handmaid’s Tale,” a super-queer Australian teen series, Netflix’s campy dark comedy flick “Do Revenge,” Beth Ditto in country music drama “Monarch,” Rachel Bloom starring as a lesbian TV writer in Hulu’s “Reboot” and so much more!
Perhaps the power bottom is in the eye of the be(hole)der.
(Bear training is also secretly for people who want to get wifed.)
Enjoy Me Among My Ruins bypasses the expectation to tell one’s story in a neatly contained narrative.
Tig posted some very good suit selfies from a trailer earlier this week — and now we know what casting news she was hinting at!
Megan Thee Stallion will appear in She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, Harley Quinn has been renewed for a fourth season, Batgirl’s Ivory Aquino begs WB to release her movie, and more!
Let’s make some noise for the bottoms in the house! (It’s me, the bottom in the house.)
Yes, Niecy Nash got Jessica Betts a PUPPY named MICHAEL for their anniversary!!
Living in messy clutter is what’s in for fall, reflecting on Serena Williams’ last tournament and the legacy of a GOAT, and for the love of God, please stop asking asexuals if they masturbate.
“Identity is so much bigger than just basketball. If I can get through Long Covid, I can get through anything in life.”
On specific language, families, mispronunciations, and revisiting Jhumpa Lahiri’s “The Namesake.”
“It’s just me, Maxwell, my dog, and these words in my dimly lit Midwestern office – perfection.”
We don’t need to be friends with our exes. One more time for emphasis. We don’t need to be friends with our exes.
What is most compelling about Diary of a Misfit is how brilliantly organized it is. All at once, we get a biography, a memoir, a family history, and the active history of a place that most people are unfamiliar with.
Allison and Patty’s relationship deepens as the second season progresses; the more Allison allows herself to trust and rely on Patty, the less of a hold Kevin has on her.
You get to talk about yourself, a fascinating topic.
Candace Parker and Sue Bird set more WNBA records in the playoffs, Janelle Monáe in Knives Out, Blackpink star Jennie’s new potentially bisexual HBO character, and more!