“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 103 Recap: Lesbians Are Very Dangerous
Let’s just go right ahead and kick off this recap with a gif of Alex. Let’s make that a thing that we do, okay?
Let’s just go right ahead and kick off this recap with a gif of Alex. Let’s make that a thing that we do, okay?
It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.
I look forward to your angry defensive comments re: the benefits of ingesting menstrual blood.
“When they pry themselves apart, Lexi tells Jesus that her parents took her computer and phone and locked her away in Cookie Monster’s tower where she has to spin gold.”
Songs about characters like Alice Pieszecki, though? Not so easy. As far as I know, there are no songs about funny, sassy, sarcastic, opinionated bisexual journalists who have an admirable ability to cut down Jenny Schecter like a total champ.
Lesbian criminals who are members of an international drug cartel, what the fuck else is up.
It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!
You need to watch this show right this minute!
In which there is a party, halibut, and a knock at the door.
“Yoda needs to give me some better advice or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up.”
Rosewood is crawling with masks this week, but all Emily cares about is when she, her shoulder and Paige are going to be back in action.
Digression 6: My first lesbian date ended on the roof of a small town Pizza Hut, but she knew what we were doing because she helped me push the dumpster up against the wall.
Showtime’s new summer show Ray Donovan premiered featuring Kate Moennig playing a PR press agent named Lena. And she’s gaaayyyyy. Also the show succccckkksssss.
The week on Pretty Little Liars everyone is snooping around and we catch up on some Deep Thoughts with Melissa Hastings.
“He slurs, “It’s a party, Stef. Have some fun.” Geez Mike. Way to get personal. Everyone knows lesbians are no fun.”
We’re finally using that plus one to a wedding! This week we’re stripping down lesbian TV couples in their finest! Style like Brittana, Sharmen, Talice, Fiona & Imogen and the Moms from The Fosters!
Once upon a time, gay subtext was a revolutionary act in media. But is it still all that progressive?
A hilariously less-than-communicative Jennifer Bartels puts Amy through hell on a date that’s, well, a little horrible.
The untrustworthy homosexual is a lazy way to add ‘diversity’ to your television show. Let’s talk about it!
In which Paige and Emily virtually U-Haul and Aria considered a longterm sub-dom BDSM relationship.