“The Fosters” Episode 120 Recap: Nothing Good Ever Happens in Metropolis
“Stef and I say, “Nothing intimate about that!” and then Stef and I laugh, but the Serious Music of Relationship Doom starts and Stef and I know we’ve made a terrible mistake.”
OPEN THREAD: Pretty Little Liars Season Finale “A is for Answers”
Questions got answered, but now I have even more questions than before! Updated with a post episode mini recap!
#AutoAri: This Week’s Real World Q&A is Deeper Than Bromance
Don’t worry, Tom. It’s a lesbian thing.
‘Orange is the New Black’ Paleyfest Panel Reveals Cool Shit About Season Two
The cast of “Orange is the New Black” was at PaleyFest on friday to give us an inside look on how Season One has changed their lives and what we can look forward to in Season Two.
Top Five Anime Ladies I Want To Date
Anime gets frequently stereotyped as full of empty “fanservice” girls, with cardboard personalities and unrealistic body proportions. But in spite of them I’ve found plenty of great female characters in anime who I can relate to…and lust after.
Pretty Little Liars Episode 423 Recap: All The Broken Hearts
The one with wedding dresses because why not.
Glee Episode 511 Recap: The City of Angels and Wine Demons
This week on Glee, everybody competed in a big contest and some people won and some people lost and other people ate pudding for dinner with forks!
Once Upon A Time Episode 312 Recap: Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle!
Yes, I am going to fill this recap with as many monkey puns as possible. No, there is nothing you can do to stop me.
Pics From Season 2 of Orange Is The New Black Are Here! Hot Damn!
“Morello is apparently applying for a job as a 1940’s sailor, Leanne is going to be a shoulder pad model and Sophia is just being plain gorgeous.”
“The Fosters” Episode 119 Recap: Buy One Dad Storyline, Get Two Free
“Brandon tells Dani he’ll pay her back but she says it was a gift and giving makes her happy, happy, happy! Then, she says she has one request and I don’t want to know what it is. I pause the show, eat Skittles and consider quitting the recapping life.”
Top Five Male Antihero TV Shows That’d Be Better Off Female
The only way I’d ever be interested in watching any of these stupid shows would be if their female characters were upgraded from subplots to the main event. Actually that would be AWESOME.
OPEN THREAD and Feelings Atrium: The Premiere of “Lindsay”
Right this very minute we have Lindsay Lohan’s reality show, where we get to watch Oprah Winfrey life coach Lilo through her recovery! This space is reserved for you to process your feelings as it happens.
Pretty Little Liars Recap Episode 422: Let’s Just Randomly Make Up Who “A” Is
The one where the writer’s were like, “Meh, let’s just accuse random people of being A from now on. Who cares if it makes any sense?”
#AutoAri: These Real World Questions Are Getting Banged By A Big, Bad Wolf
These are the questions you had for Ari Cold Pizza Fitz this week.
Glee Episode 510 Recap: Trio Of Horror Tower Of Terror
This week on Glee, everybody yelled at each other some more! Then there was a cool band at a hot club called CALLBACKS. Also, I think waitress uniforms are the new Cheerios uniforms.
“The Fosters” Episode 118 Recap: Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Lying Foster Brother
This makes no sense. You would hand out a letter to each person as they arrive, starting with the first. Brandon arrived last which means he should have been left with the last “S.” YOU CANNOT JUST HAND OUT LETTERS RANDOMLY!
This Lindsay Lohan Show Extended Trailer That We Have to Talk About
“Wow that show looks intense.”
#AutoAri: These Real World Questions Were Easy
Let’s see what questions you had for Ari Sniffles Fitz this week.
Glee Episode 509 Recap: Frenimies Forever!
This week on Glee, various lyrics were sung in bizarre contexts and everybody slapped everybody else in the face!
Pretty Little Liars Episode 421 Recap: She’s Come Undone
Spencer is riding the strugglebus.