American Horror Story 313 Recap: The Seven Wonders (of Myrtle Snow)
“I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that not ONE of these witches has made a Diana Ross Supremes joke. Not once. And they say “Supreme” every five seconds. OPPORTUNITY MISSED.”
Pretty Little Liars Recap 417: Bite Your Tongue
This episode involved my two worst fears: fucking with teeth and being on a date with someone who would wear a long-sleeve polo shirt.
Tank Girl, AKA Lori Petty, Joins the Already Amazing Cast of “Orange is the New Black”
Lori Petty of “Tank Girl” and “A League of Their Own” fame joining the cast of “Orange is the New Black” is just the latest in casting news for our favorite Netflix original series.
“The Fosters” Episode 113 Recap: A Group Home Of Our Own
“Back at wrestling practice, Perky Emma of the Ankle Picks offers Jesus a cookie — an organic cookie with no dyes. Maybe she has lesbian moms too.”
Lost Girl Episode 403 Recap: Lauren and Betty McRae Bang Bang Bang
Let’s face it, that’s all that we care about.
Couch Potato: The Kit
Everything you need to maximize comfort and optimize performance for your next TV marathon.
How “L Word” Internet Fandom Built Autostraddle Dot Com: The Oral History
“Laneia, that was our first official interaction in the world — you seeing a link to my blog on The Planet Boards and wanting to delete it.”
Trust No One (Or, Everything I Know About Love I Learned From The X-Files)
“I did not intend to have any experiences outside the range of what I had previously proven to myself I was comfortable with or could understand. Scully and I both convinced ourselves that this was possible, that it had ever been a possibility.”
Couples Therapy 404 Recap: Bungled Bunghole
Because you’ve always wanted to hear Jon Gosselin say the words “I’m not masturbating.”
American Horror Story 312 Recap: Go To Hell
Welcome to the penultimate episode of American Horror Story, the show that hits you in the face harder than a left hook from Misty Day.
#AutoAri: These Real World Questions Are Emotionally Unstable Right Now
This week on The Real World: Ex-Plosion, Ari made you all fall deeply, deeply in love with her.
The L Word Episode 112 Recap: Looking Back By Recapping “Looking Back”
Let’s take a little trip down memory lane by retro-recapping the Dinah Shore episode, in which the lesbians also take a trip down memory lane, which makes this recap very meta.
More Than L-Words: Top 10 Fake L-Word Episodes I Just Made Up
There are so many great L-words they didn’t get to use.
Pretty Little Liars Episode 416 Recap: Closeted Encounters
This one’s for all the Emily/Ali fans out there. Here’s some fuel for your fanfics.
Liquor In the L Word: A Cocktail Recipe Round-Up
I couldn’t find a drink called “The Power Suit” and I kind of want to invent that now?
Comedy Crush: ‘Orange is the New Black’ Writer Lauren Morelli
“There were all these different bodies and shapes and colors that came in to audition, women who had gone to Juilliard or been on Broadway, but no one wants to put them on TV because they don’t necessarily fit into a TV executive’s idea of what’s beautiful.”
Playlist: Jenny Schecter
When I think about Jenny Schecter, those thoughts are a little dark and a little sad. She is dead now, after all. Therefore this music is a little dark and sad too.
“The Fosters” Episode 112 Recap: Callie Takes An R Family Vacation
“Mariana sits at a table alone and takes her fancy plastic lunch container out of dumb paper bag. Why doesn’t she have a reusable lunch bag? What kind of family are these lesbians running?”
Go Ask Alice: Smoking With The L Word
I’ve compiled a list of your favorite L Word characters and the strains I think they would smoke. See if any of these apply to you; who knows, you could be smoking very Shane today.
What Do You Do With A Problem Like Romi Klinger: On Bisexuality, Biphobia and Media Representation
Recently, GO Magazine published an interview with Romi Klinger of The Real L Word regarding the current state of her relationships, her career, and the controversy surrounding her sexuality. What does one complicated public figure representing bisexuality mean for the rest of us?