PSA: Those Two Gay Minutes of “Kaleidoscope” Is All There Is
Is Netflix teasing us with two gay minutes of Kaleidoscope? I need your help to test this theory.
Is Netflix teasing us with two gay minutes of Kaleidoscope? I need your help to test this theory.
Also, here’s how a bunch of queer celebs spent New Year celebrations on IG.
Feeling cold…?
An anti-trans legislative risk map Of 2022, mapping out police violence, and definitely more than anything — as we approach Parkland’s five year anniversary, keeping X González in our minds and hearts.
Needless to say, I own a few slimes.
There is no television character that gives me greater joy than the mean mom. I could blame it on many things: mommy issues, the fact that I started watching CBS primetime dramas when I was like nine, general homosexual unwellness — the list goes on.
I want you to start 2023 feeling like your own number-one pick. That way, when the right person comes along, you’ll be ready and confident to be her number-one pick, too.
2. I’m in not infrequent contact with a woman named Daphne who is renting me a Fancy Portable Toilet Trailer with air conditioning.
Guess the phrase and win a goldfish! (False, there is no goldfish.)
Roberts announced her engagement on the morning news show, joking “I can’t believe I said that” to the camera.
Definitely by the end of the night, if no one says, “You shouldn’t be single anymore. This isn’t working for the rest of us,” then I didn’t break up properly.
Morticia and Wednesday Addams are underrated feminists, a Heartstoper deleted scene, the lesbian on Yellowstone’s range, and more!
There have been times when I’ve genderf*cked a little too close to the sun.
If you, too, want MILFy vibes without having to have children, I highly, highly recommend a silk pillowcase!
Ok, what’s the best time on a clock?
We’ve got new seasons of Vox Machina, Hunters and Ginny & Georgia; a cringe comedy indie film set at a destination lesbian wedding, an action series that strands a lesbian on an oil rig, Alan Cummings’ competition reality show with a non-binary contestant, a new “very queer” Anne Rice adaptation, HBO’s “The Last of Us” and so much more!
A new year may be an arbitrary marker in time, but I’m leaning into the magic of newness and Jupiter in Aries is backing me up.
Is it just me, or has the passage of time lately moved faster than a couple of queers on a first date?
Happy haunted holigays!
Don’t feel like making New Year’s resolutions? Your future self will probably appreciate you for giving them the free reign.