20 Undead Sapphic TV Characters, Ranked by Brain Munching
Hopefully this will finally get me recognized by the Pulitzer nominating committee.
An Open Letter From the Vampiric Council on Vampire Erasure
Everybody knows vampires are the gayest undead creatures.
Caught Dead: Style Tips for Nonbinary Vampires
I’m not some kind of cartoon Dracula wearing a cravat and a cape every day. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Or maybe that was my last victim.
I’m Just a Girl (With a Green Ribbon)
She places her fingers around my neck but does not squeeze.
You Need Help: Your Girlfriend Is Literally a Vampire
The reason your girlfriend is behaving like this is because she’s literally a vampire. I would know, because I’m also a vampire.
This Zombie Bite Changed My Life
I’m grateful to the zombie community for welcoming me with literal outstretched arms.
Can Ghosts Scissor?
It all started with a simple premise, a curiosity really.
A+ Crossword Literally Can’t Leave This Place
Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
The Autostraddle Insider Issue 102: March 2023
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
The Comment Awards Are Chewing the Ice
“My inner voice keeps going ‘Shane Shane Shane, Carmen Carmen Carmen’ exactly like the weird soundtrack from Season 3.”
Boobs on Your Tube: Nicole Maines Arrives on “The Flash,” Dreams Do Come True
Plus updates on Survivor, All American, Accused, The Watchful Eye, How I Met Your Father, Gotham Knights, Good Trouble, and A Million Little Things.
Autostraddle March Madness 2023: Trope-y Wives – Championship
In the end, two #1 seeds are left standing.
The Sounds of Gen-Z: Five Queer Rappers Making Waves
A new generation of rap girls transforming the genre that reflect the sounds and moments of today.
Mae Martin’s “Sap” Is a Comedic Balm for a Difficult World
What I was feeling was genuine familiarity. What I was feeling all this time was seen.
The Yeses that Surprise You: Organizing Across the Lines of Cis and Trans
Building power across the lines of cis and trans teaches me that there are many people who will fight alongside trans people to win a better world.
“Yellowjackets” Episode 202 Recap: Pleasures of the Flesh
With some of the series’ most haunting horror to date, there’s a lot to fear in this week’s Yellowjackets.
Mini Crossword Watches DDLJ Without an Intermission
What has hundreds of ears, but can’t hear a thing?
Also.Also.Also: Oh Trump Got Indicted
The first time a former president has been charged criminally! What a fucking day.
“The Big Door Prize” Features a Middle Age Lesbian Mommi and Existential Promise
The Big Door Prize is a little bit Twilight Zone, a little bit Schitt’s Creek. Plus the incomparable Crystal Fox as a middle age lesbian mom and Mommi.
I Railed My Partner With a Neoprene Thigh Harness While Tribbing Fast Enough to Start a Fire
The main reason I’ve been wanting to try the Neoprene Thigh Harness is so that I can penetrate my partner while tribbing against her thigh.