Quiz: Which Dungeons & Dragons Class Is Your Sexuality?
It’s time, once again, for a completely scientifically sound test to reveal your deepest truths to yourself and also to the internet.
April 2023: What’s New and Gay To Stream
We’ve got Rachel Weisz as a lesbian obstetrician in a psychosexual thriller! A bisexual daughter in “Tiny Beautiful Things”! Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies! Maria Bello as a lesbian billionaire in A24’s “Beef” series! And honestly this time… so much more.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for April 2023
When the chaos of the world is unceasing, get quiet and listen to what’s underneath the waves.
“RuPaul’s Drag Race” Episode 1514 Recap: Alien Superstars
While Sasha is dancing, Anetra says, “Sasha is so hot. Am I lesbian?” I do not have an answer for her, I do have an answer for me and that answer is yes very much so.
20 Undead Sapphic TV Characters, Ranked by Brain Munching
Hopefully this will finally get me recognized by the Pulitzer nominating committee.
An Open Letter From the Vampiric Council on Vampire Erasure
Everybody knows vampires are the gayest undead creatures.
Caught Dead: Style Tips for Nonbinary Vampires
I’m not some kind of cartoon Dracula wearing a cravat and a cape every day. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Or maybe that was my last victim.
I’m Just a Girl (With a Green Ribbon)
She places her fingers around my neck but does not squeeze.
You Need Help: Your Girlfriend Is Literally a Vampire
The reason your girlfriend is behaving like this is because she’s literally a vampire. I would know, because I’m also a vampire.
This Zombie Bite Changed My Life
I’m grateful to the zombie community for welcoming me with literal outstretched arms.
Can Ghosts Scissor?
It all started with a simple premise, a curiosity really.
A+ Crossword Literally Can’t Leave This Place
Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
The Autostraddle Insider Issue 102: March 2023
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
The Comment Awards Are Chewing the Ice
“My inner voice keeps going ‘Shane Shane Shane, Carmen Carmen Carmen’ exactly like the weird soundtrack from Season 3.”
Boobs on Your Tube: Nicole Maines Arrives on “The Flash,” Dreams Do Come True
Plus updates on Survivor, All American, Accused, The Watchful Eye, How I Met Your Father, Gotham Knights, Good Trouble, and A Million Little Things.
Autostraddle March Madness 2023: Trope-y Wives – Championship
In the end, two #1 seeds are left standing.
The Sounds of Gen-Z: Five Queer Rappers Making Waves
A new generation of rap girls transforming the genre that reflect the sounds and moments of today.
Mae Martin’s “Sap” Is a Comedic Balm for a Difficult World
What I was feeling was genuine familiarity. What I was feeling all this time was seen.
The Yeses that Surprise You: Organizing Across the Lines of Cis and Trans
Building power across the lines of cis and trans teaches me that there are many people who will fight alongside trans people to win a better world.
“Yellowjackets” Episode 202 Recap: Pleasures of the Flesh
With some of the series’ most haunting horror to date, there’s a lot to fear in this week’s Yellowjackets.