Laura’s Team Pick
poems about onion bagels
You’re Welcome for the Lesbian Thanksgiving RomComs & Evangelical Rappers
Thanksgiving brings you lesbians fisiting turkeys and by that we mean a family movie for family time, as well as the horror and the spectacle of young Christian Evangelical Rappers in bloom. Also; bad photoshopping blames economy, getting out of thanksgiving, an Academic History of Thanksgiving, Femme Invisibility and a map of your discontent!
Adam Lambert’s Redemption Song Rocks The Early Show
Adam Lambert brings his Mom and his vocals to The Early Show. Complex magazine has ground its brains together and come up with 10 “eligible bachelorettes” for Rosie O’Donnell like Tila Tequila and Leisha Hailey, but forgets to fact-chek. Eric Stoltz wants you to watch “Anyone But Me”‘s second season starting December 15th! Also; Fergie dishes on bi past, and Lady Gaga’s nip-slip.
Will New Jersey Get Gay Marriage? Magic 8 Ball Says “Outlook Not So Good.”
The fight for gay marriage in New Jersey is faltering. GLAAD issues their statement on the Glambert stuff: “It is disappointing that ‘Good Morning America’ did not give Adam Lambert the opportunity to tailor his performance to their audience.” And straight people wanna commitment ceremony each other too!
Adam Lambert Photographed by Robin For Your Entertainment
Robin Roemer shoots Adam Lambert as he stopped by MTV Studios yesterday. Also: we have his music video premiere for “For Your Entertainment”.
Riese’s Team Pick
THEY INVENTED THE INTERNET.
Vivian Girls’ Shambolic Garage Punk Hits Australia
All-female Brooklyn trio and overnight sensations, Vivian Girls, live up to the hype as they bring their gloriously shambolic pop-noise and Riot Grrrl spirit to Australia. Contributing writer Isabelle has a lot of feelings about sexist critics as she reviews an energetic, rapid-fire set, complete with broken G strings and tales of a “stoned Koala bear”.
Good Morning America Can’t Handle Adam Lambert, Cancels His Appearance
Good Morning America! Adam Lambert will not be performing his hot hot sex for you today because he is too controversial. #shameonyouabc! Here’s why this mistake isn’t embarrassing for Adam, but totally shameful for ABC.
Sarah Palin Fans Fumble in Palinisms, NYC Bookstore Forgoes Palin Altogether
Palin supporters in Ohio can’t explain Palin too good, and Comedy Central finds there are no Palin supporters in New York b/c of the liberal elite. American evangelical groups are spreading their anti-gay message to Africa, and it’s coming back around to affect the USA. Lady Gaga will be on Ellen this week. And one group in D.C. is fighting hypocrisy by outing priests.
Really Papi? L Word Down Under Convention Canceled, Slow Ticket Sales Blamed
Your chances to fly to Australia to meet Rose Rollins, Marlee Matlin and Laurel Holloman and Rachel Shelley have been DASHED by slow ticket sales! Also, hot party tonight in NYC Dj’ed by Carlytron, Lady Gaga does Leno and talks bisexuality for Fuse, and Women-Hating Movies.
Reviewing Lady Gaga’s Fame Monster: Track-By-Track
Autostraddle Gaga-Expert Stef and our designer/Gaga-Lover Alex break down “The Fame Monster” track-by-track, including full songs for your listening enjoyment!
JK! There’s No Proof That Lesbians Are Better Parents!
Anti-gays blame “Gay Infatuation Syndrome” for the headlines spun on lesbian parenting research, but we know otherwise and Mombian breaks it down for you. Also; everyone thinks my girlfriend is a Sir, Catholic attitudes on gays, gossip columnist comes out, Caster Semenya notes on a scandal and Adelaide’s first gay cruise!
Music’s Gayest Manic Monday Ever: Glambert, Gaga, and AMA Feedback
Adam Lambert’s “For Your Entertainment” and Lady Gaga’s “Fame Monster” debut today — do ya want Glambert’s entire album for $4, legally? Well, we’ll tell you how. Plus; everyone has feelings about the AMA performance including Lambert himself, lesbian music video moments, and Levi Johnston is “fat and boring.”
Lady Gaga & Adam Lambert on American Music Awards: Performance Art & Dirty Talk
Game over, Lady Gaga wins, last night’s American Music Awards revealed with her performances of Speechless and Bad Romance. Also: Adam Lambert confirms that this is the Year of the Gays. Also; event photos including Adam Lambert, Alicia Keys, Selena Gomez, Kelly Clarkson and more.
Apocalypse 2012: Ahmadinejad Blames Gays, Gays Blame Sarah Palin
A Lot of Video Today! Conflicting visions of the apocalypse (our favorite is from Saturday Night Live), Tegan & Sara have a new webseries, Window Media’s closed titles live on, Healthcare reform continues to keep us on the edge of our seats, Palin groupies storm a tour bus, Twilight exploded all over the world and Venice The Series looks really hot!
Lesbian Comedian Erin Foley: The Autostraddle Interview
Erin Foley’s shooting star of comic fame has been skyrocketing through the night air, perhaps you’ve noticed & laughed? We sit down with Erin on the Sweet Cruise to talk about her TV projects, new relationship, feeling like she’s in a good spot career-wise, Facebook, and her upcoming Lifetime Achievement Award.
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show & Sex Tapes For Everyone, it’s NSFW Sunday!
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009 take off their pants, wear wings instead. Also everyone has a sex tape, Leighton Meester does GQ, a new female viagra, 30 places to have sex before you’re 300, lube for all and Babeland on Sweet!
Carlytron and Robin’s Gaycation in Buenos Aires, Part Two
Robin and Carlytron’s adventures in Argentina continue with some tango, more sight-seeing, and a couple of fabulous drag queens.
VIDEO: Autostraddle.com’s Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
Bad Romance. Except this time; it’s really, really, really good, too. You know what I mean. Lady Gaga. Bitches. Bad Romance. Stef. A;ex.
Kristen Stewart Will Lesbian Kiss Dakota Fanning in The Runaways, is Still Not Gay in Real Life
Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning will make out in The Runaways, Adam Lambert responds to the Out 100 controversy, we look at the women of the Out 100, we wish fourfour could recap “ANTM: Where Are They Now?” and Tila Tequila says she’s a lesbian because she was born naked. Seriously.