Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for May 2023
Jupiter, our cosmic tenderqueer cheerleader, moves into Taurus this month and we are here for it.
Jupiter, our cosmic tenderqueer cheerleader, moves into Taurus this month and we are here for it.
“The Ultimatum: Queer Love” is finally here! Plus, we’ve got prominent queer storylines in “XO, Kitty,” Sepideh Moafi back in our hearts on “Class of ’09,” the Angel City documentary, stand-up specials from Wanda Sykes and Hannah Gadsby and more!
The Morning Show is renewed! A poster and premiere date for Prime Video’s adaptation of Red, White, and Royal Blue! Michaela Jaé Rodriguez in AHS season 12! And more!
“I didn’t really involve any business people, which is probably the best thing an artist could do — not involve any business people.”
Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes…
I tried to stick to queer or queer-coded cannibals.
Preordering books is a great way to support authors.
“everyone act medium”
I honestly can’t even remember the last time our TV Team, and queer fandom in general, were taking up pitchforks and lighting lanterns with the power of only rage, and marching into the woods singing “Kill the Beast!”
Health conditions and disabilities are more than how many views a 20-second clip gets or the number of comments under a post. It’s real-life shit that can affect the core of who somebody is.
Van is a certified lesbian cinephile, so what should she rent from the video store once she’s back in society?
You know what’s hard to beat for breakfast?
Plus updates on All American, Survivor, Fantasy Island, The Power, and A Million Little Things.
“These queer artists honor the genre’s roots while breathing new identities and stories into it.”
And one of them’s a liiiiitle bit high.
“I’m so happy when I see online that queer people are interpreting Cynthia’s gender in different ways.”
“Tits the season.”
Being a lipstick girlie doesn’t leave you; sometimes, it just has to evolve.
A lot of different arguments could be made as to the truth behind the Antler Queen veil, and I have accordingly put on my high school debate team hat to try to make several different cases at once, concluding with my final and favorite theory.
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?