Angelina Jolie is robbing Shiloh of her true self, which is apparently hidden by comfortable shoes, cute polo shirts and lizard backpacks. IT’S AN OUTRAGE! HIDE YOUR GIRLS BEFORE THEY GET INTERRUPTED!
If Lindsay Lohan is the ‘most pathetic person alive’ then I must come in at a close second. After all, I’ve been in and out of rehab twice as many times. And the way the media is talking about Lohan is really pissing me off.
The conclusion to our brief and largely ironic community romance with Ann Coulter. “Blacks must be looking at the gays saying, ‘Why can’t we be oppressed like that?’”
Darren Everett Criss has been cast as a new gay character on Glee, who will likely become Kurt’s boyfriend. Also, find out why Chris Colfer doesn’t want to be the Bella Swan of Glee.
Straight women want to do you, naked models in boots, a topless Lilo situation, things that look like vaginas, Sex Blogger Calendar 2011, Suicide Girls horror! Are you still reading this? Did you have sex with a woman this week? You should write about it on the internet so we can link to it next Sunday!
Today there was some good news related to DADT just in time for Sunday Funday! Lucky you. Also, Stephen Colbert did something funny, Celebrate Bisexuality Day happened, many people have many feelings w/r/t Glee and one of those feelings is BRITNEY, and we have insights from Franzen and A REVIEW OF HOWL OMFG.
Sometimes people say things like, “”Now we have a clearer view of the real figures, we need to start asking some serious questions about the vast sums of taxpayers’ money being spent on such a small minority” and we want to smack them down.
Apple’s commercial for the newly updated iPod Nano features “Short Skirt/Long Jacket” by CAKE. If you’ve only heard the band’s radio singles, there’s definitely more to love — from twangy guitar and funky bass to trumpet solos. Jess G. shares her Top 10 favorite songs from the band’s almost 20-year history in the hope you will love them, too.
Are you ready for Tuesday’s Britney Spears episode of GLEE? I don’t think you’re ready. Well here’s a full one minute and 12 seconds of the amazingness you have to look forward to.
You look really pretty and smart today, and I wanna read a book with you. Then we can talk about it after, and I’ll tell you how soft and shiny your hair is. Does that sound good? I think so too.
This week has been disheartening for a lot of us queer activists, but cheer up a little bit because Legal Eagle Jessica is here to share some GOOD NEWS about gay adoptions in Florida.
Portia de Rossi reinvents herself once more as Portia DeGeneres, officially taking Ellen’s last name. Also Rosie O’Donnell really liked Portia’s book and we think you will too.
John McCain sucks. Let’s draw pictures on his face. Lady Gaga 2012. Dykes. ON CARDSTOCK! Happy birthday Riese.
When Judge Phillips ruled Don’t Ask Don’t Tell unconstitutional, she issued an injunction so that no more soldiers could be discharged until the case was resolved. It would have been relatively simple for Obama and the Department of Justice to let the injunction stand and let the issue rest. HEY, GUESS WHAT THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE ISN’T DOING.
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“I was watching The L Word first season and thinking about how my heart is dead.”
Hi. Have you done something to take care of someone else today? Maybe you should, right now. It’s easy. You can do it on the internet. You love the internet. I love you.
Did you wake up today feeling a little too sure that you understood the relationship between sex and gender? No fear, Autostraddle is here! Guest writer Julia is here to learn you all about Judith Butler, and to make you feel smarter than you have all day.
It’s Riese’s birthday! How will she celebrate? How will you celebrate? Who among us will bring the vodka?
There are jokes about how politicians lie so much. How do you know a politician is lying? His mouth is moving. Something like that.