Rachel’s Team Pick: Miss October’s Queer K-Pop
MISS OCTOBER AS EDWARD SCISSORHANDS. THAT IS ALL.
Lip Service Episode 105 Recap: Like a Strap-On Without the Strap
In this one, everything goes to shit. Seriously, everyone ends up unhappy. But at least there’s some sex along the way!
Beloved Harlem School Principal Reports Death Threats From Ex-“Lesbian Lover,” Gets Fired
Two female school administrators have an affair. They break up. One threatens to kill the other, who consequently reports this threat. No word on stopping that death threat but the good news is THEY’RE BOTH GETTING FIRED. Thank the good lord b/c I was worried about how this lesbian affair might impact PSAT prep.
10 Great Hits You Won’t Find on Pink’s New “Greatest Hits” Album
P!nk’s Greatest Hits Record is about to drop but my fangirl heart knows it should probably be a two-disc set with the list of songs contained in this post. This is very important.
Hey Lesbos, Do You Like “Lip Service,” Like Really Really Like It?
Good news for people who REALLY NEED to see the real-life restaurant where Cat and Sam had their first date, and also for kids in Lithuania and also Harvey Milk students and gay Nascar fans and the Finnish and people who like art or Bollywood. Really just good news for everyone today, it’s Sunday Funday. I love you.
If 6 Turned Out to Be 9, It Would Still Be NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday
It’s Sunday Afternoon, do you know where your clit/orgasm/threesome is?
Out 100 Features Rachel Maddow, Others (Mostly Gay Guys).
The OUT 100 debuts — what straight girl will make the cover? How hot is Rachel Maddow in her photo exactly – is she ‘Rachel Maddow in Iraq’ hot? Amos Mac! Chely Wright! Katie Miller! Wow. So much more. I mean you’ve just got to see this. Bang-able.
NOM Strikes Again: Iowa Voters Throw Out Judges, Reject Their Constitution
Just when you thought it was safe to register at Pottery Barn in Iowa, voters there remind us that they HATE EQUALITY, and especially the judges who uphold it with unpopular rulings. And once again we have NOM to thank.
High Court Keeps US Gay Military Ban Intact: Life Without DADT Was “Fun” While It Lasted
Christ Almighty.
The Truth About Fortune Feimster: The Autostraddle Interview
Fortune Feimster has been tapped as the next great lesbian comedian with Saturday Night Live knocking on her door. Fortune talks to Autostraddle about her run on Last Comic Standing, life as a celebrity personal assistant and being mistaken for Jonah Hill and Richard Simmons.
It’s Hey! Meet An Autostraddler & Get A Comment Award Week/Friday!
EXCERPTS ARE HARD WHEN YOU’RE TIRED. Just come get your awards and sit down.
Zero Percent Of Kids With Lesbian Parents Report Abuse, Gay Moms FTW
Zero percent of teens with lesbian parents report instances of abuse; probably this means everyone should have two moms, like Riese. Also: You can get married over Skype now, Dan Choi is eloquent on Veterans/Remembrance Day, and meeting Autostraddlers and making friends will make you happy.
Emily’s Team Pick: OK Go’s New Music Video Made Entirely From Burned Toast
OK Go are notorious for making intense(ly choreographed) music videos. Their new video for “Last Leaf” was made with burned toast. Check it out:
Nightline Probes Gay Conversion Camp, Provides Balanced Commentary on Deranged Concept
“Can sexual orientation be changed through conscious decision-making or therapy?”, ABC’s Nightline asks in its piece on Journey into Manhood retreats. Really? Is that still a real question?
Everybody Must Sue DOMA: Lesbian Activist Widow & Gay Couples File Suits
Edith Windsor had to pay crippling estate taxes when her wife died as if they were strangers because the federal government didn’t recognize them as being married. Now she’s suing on the basis that DOMA “effectively creates a tax on being gay.” Meanwhile two other lawsuits have been filed against DOMA by a Boston-based gay advocacy group. Are lawsuits the future of the gay rights movement?
Rachel’s Team Pick: Adorable Vintage Photos of Gay Couples
It’s not gay it’s fashion. I mean vintage. IT’S A TUMBLR.
Things Laneia’s 5-Year-Old Son Said
“If you loved me then you should’ve put some cheese on it.”
Get Baked with Autostraddle: Pumpkin Edition
Halloween is over but there’s still time to do things with pumpkins. Vegan Spiced Pumpkin Pie! Pumpkin Soup! Pumpkin Granola! Pumpkin Squares!
Gay Teens Continue Fighting for Their Right to Party at Prom: Meet Hannah Williams.
Hannah Williams tried to bring her girlfriend to a formal and her school principle said it would ruin her ability to meet boys. Also Obama had a gay cross-dressing nanny, and Senator Tom Duane was arrested standing up for the rights of people with HIV/AIDS.
Glee Episode 206: Never Been Kissed But Often Been Assaulted by Anti-Gay Bullies
Kurt is mad as hell about getting gay bullied all the time and he’s not gonna take it anymore. Luckily that cute boy from Hogwarts shows up and we all learn a lot of lessons, like “always say yes to the wind machine.”