Last night Lady Gaga wore a dress made out of meat, and won eight MTV Video Music Awards. Also, Taylor Swift wrote in her diary about Kanye West, and then sang it out loud to a crowd of humans.
In which things continue to happen w/r/t Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, including Lady Gaga, and we wonder to what extent they will maybe bring us incrementally closer to an actual repeal someday.
Do you remember your very first time? I think I was drunk, idk. Lesbian sex lesbian sex sex sex sex google lesbian sex. Also Camille Paglia says Lady Gaga is the death of sex, Cybersex in 1999 and heaps more lesbian sex sexytime.
The future will come bearing many new lesbian books that will be warmly received by the mainstream, as well as college classes on Lady Gaga, new Ellen Page comedies, Ellen Degeneres on the catwalk, and Daria to answer all of your life’s questions. Daria, what should I do with my Sunday? Daria says you should read the Sunday Funday.
Ever try to search for lesbian-friendly content on Google and come up short? Us too, and the new Google Instant excludes lesbians altogether. Lesbians queer sex hot sexy lesbians sexy sex.
Are you Jewish, gay and located in New York City? Wake up, this one’s for you!
I made these awards for you with my fingertips. Actually you guys are the funny ones, so I guess you made your own awards.
A preview for the latest cinematic opus masterpiece of life from Team Autostraddle and Geek Goddess Productions! A teaser! Just the tip! You are absolutely not ready but we don’t care because this crazytrain is rolling on with or without you.
Today a US District Court judge ruled that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell violates the First and Fifth amendments, and issued an injunction to stop the military from further discharges. We also had no idea this was even happening today.
The official record of this one day when a bunch of stories on Google News made it seem as though the world cared about us, like we were real people. We have no explanation.
According to Florence Welch, aka Florence + The Machine, her debut album ‘Lungs’ deals with “whatever the f*ck comes out of my mouth”. In that respect, that album and this interview are very similar. Florence chats to Autostraddle about David Bowie, the timelessness of death, and her fondness for hip hop & shiny objects.
This avatar brings all the boys to the yard.
THE WAIT IS OVER: Lady Gaga’s male drag cover shoot has hit newsstands (in Japan) and the oddly-translated article and full photoshoot is really just to die for. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOOKS HOT RIGHT NOW? Lindsay F*cking Lohan for Fornarina. Also; Ellen DeGeneres on Letterman, Amber Rose at Gay Pride, Glee and Amos Mac.
Feel free to be a brilliant scientist and total emotional wrecking ball today as an author debunks all the gender myths about how your brain is too female to function.
Kelsey and Taylor move to San Francisco Part I. A southern road-warrior excursion with two little dykes in a Mazda and nothin’ but highway ahead of them.
Adam Lambert kisses a boy and we like it. So does Katy Perry, she was there. It’s on video. The boy is Jake Shears. He’s in the Scissor Sisters. They’re gay too.
SMACKDOWN: Did you know that wanting to marry same-sex couples on stage at your Monsterball is one of the DSM-IV criteria for diagnosing bipolar disorder? US NEITHER. Lady Gaga is gonna be surprised.
In addition to perhaps the most egregious split infinitive in the history of the written word, Star Trek, which celebrates its 44th anniversary this week, also committed crimes against its gay fans: it ignored them.
Happy Labor Day, betches! In honor of this esteemed holiday, we have assembled a list of the most gayest jobs of all time, according to an unscientific study of our stuffed animals.
Happy Labor Day, we got you these infuriating screencaps of the Department of Defense’s “online inbox” to survey soldiers on a “possible repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.” It’s a good thing you have the day off because all we feel able to do is “lie in bed and mourn the soul of America.”