This is a “Recap” of Glee Episode 207, “The Substitute.” Gaygaygay.
Thought Gwyneth Paltrow maxed out her musical mojo in the classic Huey Lewis Karaoke-themed film “Duets”? THINK AGAIN, GLEEKSTER.
State of the Gamer Union
Come discuss the one million gaming releases that will certainly lead to our collective system failures.
Wow High School Must Be Super Awesome If You’re Not Gay
Students at St. Charles North High School wore “Straight Pride” tshirts to school last week. But it’s fair because that’s just the other side of the argument you start by wearing gay pride tshirts which no one even did, right? No.
RENT Returns to Off-Broadway: No Day But Today To Psychoanalyze Our Queer Attachment to RENT
RENT is being revived Off Broadway in June 2011 and Riese has feelings about it, Ryan Murphy is figuring out the Kurt/Blaine sitch, Queen Latifah hovers around #ItGetsBetter, and the making of Pink’s new video.
Lily’s Team Pick: Sexhibition and Cat Massage
Take Back The Night. But also, cat massage!
How I Survived My First Thanksgiving as an Out Vegan Lesbian
Canadian Thanksgiving happened on October 11, which means that Carolyn and all the other Canadians have already experienced the joys of family togetherness. Lucky for you, she documented the whole thing. Recipes included!
Is Oklahoma’s Del City High School Encouraging Lesbian Students to Drop Out? [UPDATED]
Forget prom — lesbians at Del City High School are being told they shouldn’t even bother showing up to graduation.
Rachel’s Team Pick: Miss October’s Queer K-Pop
MISS OCTOBER AS EDWARD SCISSORHANDS. THAT IS ALL.
Lip Service Episode 105 Recap: Like a Strap-On Without the Strap
In this one, everything goes to shit. Seriously, everyone ends up unhappy. But at least there’s some sex along the way!
Beloved Harlem School Principal Reports Death Threats From Ex-“Lesbian Lover,” Gets Fired
Two female school administrators have an affair. They break up. One threatens to kill the other, who consequently reports this threat. No word on stopping that death threat but the good news is THEY’RE BOTH GETTING FIRED. Thank the good lord b/c I was worried about how this lesbian affair might impact PSAT prep.
10 Great Hits You Won’t Find on Pink’s New “Greatest Hits” Album
P!nk’s Greatest Hits Record is about to drop but my fangirl heart knows it should probably be a two-disc set with the list of songs contained in this post. This is very important.
Hey Lesbos, Do You Like “Lip Service,” Like Really Really Like It?
Good news for people who REALLY NEED to see the real-life restaurant where Cat and Sam had their first date, and also for kids in Lithuania and also Harvey Milk students and gay Nascar fans and the Finnish and people who like art or Bollywood. Really just good news for everyone today, it’s Sunday Funday. I love you.
If 6 Turned Out to Be 9, It Would Still Be NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday
It’s Sunday Afternoon, do you know where your clit/orgasm/threesome is?
Out 100 Features Rachel Maddow, Others (Mostly Gay Guys).
The OUT 100 debuts — what straight girl will make the cover? How hot is Rachel Maddow in her photo exactly – is she ‘Rachel Maddow in Iraq’ hot? Amos Mac! Chely Wright! Katie Miller! Wow. So much more. I mean you’ve just got to see this. Bang-able.
NOM Strikes Again: Iowa Voters Throw Out Judges, Reject Their Constitution
Just when you thought it was safe to register at Pottery Barn in Iowa, voters there remind us that they HATE EQUALITY, and especially the judges who uphold it with unpopular rulings. And once again we have NOM to thank.
High Court Keeps US Gay Military Ban Intact: Life Without DADT Was “Fun” While It Lasted
Christ Almighty.
The Truth About Fortune Feimster: The Autostraddle Interview
Fortune Feimster has been tapped as the next great lesbian comedian with Saturday Night Live knocking on her door. Fortune talks to Autostraddle about her run on Last Comic Standing, life as a celebrity personal assistant and being mistaken for Jonah Hill and Richard Simmons.
It’s Hey! Meet An Autostraddler & Get A Comment Award Week/Friday!
EXCERPTS ARE HARD WHEN YOU’RE TIRED. Just come get your awards and sit down.
Zero Percent Of Kids With Lesbian Parents Report Abuse, Gay Moms FTW
Zero percent of teens with lesbian parents report instances of abuse; probably this means everyone should have two moms, like Riese. Also: You can get married over Skype now, Dan Choi is eloquent on Veterans/Remembrance Day, and meeting Autostraddlers and making friends will make you happy.
Emily’s Team Pick: OK Go’s New Music Video Made Entirely From Burned Toast
OK Go are notorious for making intense(ly choreographed) music videos. Their new video for “Last Leaf” was made with burned toast. Check it out: