Miss March will talk with you about gender, serenade you at karaoke, and introduce you to her talented turtle! All while not wearing a top.

We’re all in good company.

The revelation of the 2013 Autostraddle Calendar Girls begins with Morgan!

Meet Miss February! Stephanie has feelings about sweets, softball and ATM fees. You’ll get along swimmingly.

Last summer over 3,000 of you answered our audience survey. Now it’s our chance to tell you who the hell you are.

“Today is a reminder that we all must take responsibility for combating transphobia.”

In which we share secrets and laughs.

They’re smart, they’re sweet, their hair smells great, but what else?

Is it significant that I eat bananas as I write this?

Please say you love me back.

“INTERNET!!!!!!”

I hope you appreciate the massive number of awards I give out each week.

You’re beautiful no matter what they say.

This shit don’t pay for itself.

this is why we don’t have/publish nice things.

Come sleep on my couch, I love you, it’ll be alright.

There is a surprise coming out story somewhere in the middle of this post. See if you can find it. Happy Friday! xoxoxo

This excerpt tells you that the author of this post wrote it entirely with one hand in a bowl of popcorn, would like to give awards to almost everyone but is slightly crazy and overworked like everyone else on this site/planet, and wishes we could all just get along.

Get off the fence, your bisexual open thread is here! Research shows it ain’t just a phase and you are not alone. Let’s all be together. Just try not to cheat on me with a dude while I go get you a sandwich.

That time of the week. So much better than that time of the month.