US Reps Wanna Axe Smithsonian’s Gay Art, Should Have Something More Important to Do
Sarah: fuck republicans
Rachel: why do they hate everything beautiful and good
DADT Survey Results Are In: Gays Won’t Mess Up the Army (But John McCain Might)
The survey is in! Guess what? We were totally right. John McCain says it’s the wrong survey and also, he ate his meat so why hasn’t he gotten is pudding and also he wasn’t invited to Gates’ birthday party and also he’s cast in the chorus of Little Red Hen and he wanted to be the Little Red Hen and NO THAT IS NOT THE FORK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT he wants the Winnie-the-Pooh fork.
Laura’s Team Pick: The Joy of Stats
Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card.
Effing Dykes Presents: What Lies Beneath (Her Fingernails)
Krista from Effing Dykes has a cautionary tale of lesbian sexy for you. Are you ready? I don’t think you’re ready.
Minecraft Review: Down the Rabbit Hole and Back Again, Kind Of
Minecraft is all of your favorite things rolled into one affordable, compact package that gets hardlined right into your dopamine receptors and it stays there forever, I’m not joking.
Excuse Adam Lambert While He Kisses the Sky (and, more importantly, This Guy)
Remember that time you got high and watched Adam Lambert’s E! True Hollywood story and had a lot of feelings about gender, boy-on-boy onstage kissing, the history of counterculture/glam rock, American Idol itself and Adam’s hypothetical second album? Luckily I wrote that all down for you.
This is a Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Megapost In Which McCain Gets Crazier, Repeal Gets Closer, Etc.
The endless onslaught of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell posts may actually come to an end in the near future, as the policy will hopefully be decided once and for all this week. We have the details, as well as some thoughts on how we got here and where we go next.
NSFW Sunday Knows All The Things She Said About Lesbian Sex
“I go to bed like I used to go to karate.”
Heterosexual Supremacist Thinks Lesbians in the Military Just Haven’t Met the Right Corrective Rapist
The Daily Caller invokes gender essentialism, penis power, and insane logic to argue that gay men should be excluded from the military but lesbians should be allowed in. So that all the remaining dudes can turn them straight.
20 Album Reviews. 300 Words. Includes Girl Talk, Cee-Lo, T-Swift, Nicki Minaj etc.
There have been SO MANY new albums released this month. I ran out of time for multiple listens and proper sentences, so instead here are my very first impressions communicated in a series of highly unauthentic haiku poems. Just go with it.
Every Silver Lining Has a Touch of Gay
This Sunday Funday we take time to sit back and reflect on how sometimes there are perks to being second-class citizens, like the time you got stood up for dinner but that way you got to watch the entire ANTM marathon! Also, more details on Gaga’s new album, Katie Miller’s plans for the future, top 15 Glee guest stars, Privilege Denying Dude returns, and good news on the HIV medication front!
20 Black Friday Gift Deals You Can Get Without Getting Off Your Ass
Black Friday is a really special day when Americans turn into wild, ravaging, bloody beasts. You should skip all that. Stay home, here’s 20 hand-picked deals and a bit of extraneous unnecessary commentary and a link to the boyshorts 101 post and the one about headphones.
Top 18 Anti-Gay Hate Groups Listed, Obsessed With Nazis, Resent Being Called “Hate Groups”
NOM and the Family Research Council are upset the Southern Poverty Law Center called them hate groups, because it’s not hatred if you’re right.
Jess’s Team Pick: Cast of “Burlesque” on Anti-Gay Bullying
#ItGetsBetter via X-Tina, Cher, Stanley Tucci and rest of ‘Burlesque’ cast
I Am Thankful For Your Wit: Happy Comment Award Friday!
Disclaimer: nothing on Autostraddle is written by Joss Whedon. Feel free to be really, really mad about that but don’t expect a comment award.
Listling Without Commentary: Sh*t Your Family Said At Last Year’s Thanksgiving
“The entire day was pretty much a game show of Obama vs. My Mama.”
Thanksgiving OPEN THREAD: Are You Full Of T/of/urkey Or Just Feelings?
You got feelings? Join the club. Take a seat. Extra mashed potatoes for everyone.
Learning to H8: BBC Finds Anti-Semetic, Homophobic Material in Textbooks
6-year-olds in part-time Islamic schools across Britain have been learning about the difference of opinion re: methods of executing gay people.
Furt, A Very Special Episode of Glee: Straight Jocks Defend Gay Boy, Attract Hot Cheerleaders
Hey remember that time Glee totally pulled a Very Special Episode and it totally promoted the Gay Agenda? That was awesome. It was called “Furt,” I don’t know why though.
Listling With Minimal Commentary: Gawker and its Satellite Sites, Ranked
Did you even know Jalopnik existed? Neither did we.