Effing Dykes Presents: What Lies Beneath (Her Fingernails)
Krista from Effing Dykes has a cautionary tale of lesbian sexy for you. Are you ready? I don’t think you’re ready.
Minecraft Review: Down the Rabbit Hole and Back Again, Kind Of
Minecraft is all of your favorite things rolled into one affordable, compact package that gets hardlined right into your dopamine receptors and it stays there forever, I’m not joking.
Excuse Adam Lambert While He Kisses the Sky (and, more importantly, This Guy)
Remember that time you got high and watched Adam Lambert’s E! True Hollywood story and had a lot of feelings about gender, boy-on-boy onstage kissing, the history of counterculture/glam rock, American Idol itself and Adam’s hypothetical second album? Luckily I wrote that all down for you.
This is a Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Megapost In Which McCain Gets Crazier, Repeal Gets Closer, Etc.
The endless onslaught of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell posts may actually come to an end in the near future, as the policy will hopefully be decided once and for all this week. We have the details, as well as some thoughts on how we got here and where we go next.
NSFW Sunday Knows All The Things She Said About Lesbian Sex
“I go to bed like I used to go to karate.”
Heterosexual Supremacist Thinks Lesbians in the Military Just Haven’t Met the Right Corrective Rapist
The Daily Caller invokes gender essentialism, penis power, and insane logic to argue that gay men should be excluded from the military but lesbians should be allowed in. So that all the remaining dudes can turn them straight.
20 Album Reviews. 300 Words. Includes Girl Talk, Cee-Lo, T-Swift, Nicki Minaj etc.
There have been SO MANY new albums released this month. I ran out of time for multiple listens and proper sentences, so instead here are my very first impressions communicated in a series of highly unauthentic haiku poems. Just go with it.
Every Silver Lining Has a Touch of Gay
This Sunday Funday we take time to sit back and reflect on how sometimes there are perks to being second-class citizens, like the time you got stood up for dinner but that way you got to watch the entire ANTM marathon! Also, more details on Gaga’s new album, Katie Miller’s plans for the future, top 15 Glee guest stars, Privilege Denying Dude returns, and good news on the HIV medication front!
20 Black Friday Gift Deals You Can Get Without Getting Off Your Ass
Black Friday is a really special day when Americans turn into wild, ravaging, bloody beasts. You should skip all that. Stay home, here’s 20 hand-picked deals and a bit of extraneous unnecessary commentary and a link to the boyshorts 101 post and the one about headphones.
Top 18 Anti-Gay Hate Groups Listed, Obsessed With Nazis, Resent Being Called “Hate Groups”
NOM and the Family Research Council are upset the Southern Poverty Law Center called them hate groups, because it’s not hatred if you’re right.
Jess’s Team Pick: Cast of “Burlesque” on Anti-Gay Bullying
#ItGetsBetter via X-Tina, Cher, Stanley Tucci and rest of ‘Burlesque’ cast
I Am Thankful For Your Wit: Happy Comment Award Friday!
Disclaimer: nothing on Autostraddle is written by Joss Whedon. Feel free to be really, really mad about that but don’t expect a comment award.
Listling Without Commentary: Sh*t Your Family Said At Last Year’s Thanksgiving
“The entire day was pretty much a game show of Obama vs. My Mama.”
Thanksgiving OPEN THREAD: Are You Full Of T/of/urkey Or Just Feelings?
You got feelings? Join the club. Take a seat. Extra mashed potatoes for everyone.
Learning to H8: BBC Finds Anti-Semetic, Homophobic Material in Textbooks
6-year-olds in part-time Islamic schools across Britain have been learning about the difference of opinion re: methods of executing gay people.
Furt, A Very Special Episode of Glee: Straight Jocks Defend Gay Boy, Attract Hot Cheerleaders
Hey remember that time Glee totally pulled a Very Special Episode and it totally promoted the Gay Agenda? That was awesome. It was called “Furt,” I don’t know why though.
Listling With Minimal Commentary: Gawker and its Satellite Sites, Ranked
Did you even know Jalopnik existed? Neither did we.
Ilene Chaiken Producing New Show With Two & A Half Men Producers, SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER
Ilene Chaiken is exec producing a new lesbian medical drama plus cast updates from Jennifer Beals, Sarah Shahi and Leisha Hailey. Neil Patrick Harris gets Sara Gilbert to actually talk on The Talk and 14-year-old Graeme Taylor gets glory on Ellen.
Get Baked with Autostraddle: Thanksgiving Edition
Six yummy and happenstancely vegan side dishes for your holiday feast!
Also, Dudeliness Is Next To Gayness
Have you had any coherent thoughts or engaged in activities that were not watching Sex and the City today? OMG, bro, you’re like such a dude! Chest bump!