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Christmas Playlists

Playlist: Happy Holigays

105 hours of holiday music.

the team December 20, 2011 39 Comments
Recipes

Get Baked: Your Mom Edition

Our moms made food for you! Cookies, brownies, a casserole, a cheese thing, beef brisket and latkes with applesauce! Don’t forget to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you.’

the team December 20, 2011 63 Comments
Playlists

Playlist: Hey There, Tiger

Roar!

Laneia December 19, 2011 45 Comments
Sex

You Need Help: So She’s Never Had An Orgasm

In which we discuss sleeping with a girl who’s never had an orgasm before.

Rachel December 19, 2011 38 Comments
Food Lists

Top 10 Ways To Eat Melted Cheese

“I’ll stop the world and melt with you. You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time.”

Riese December 19, 2011 171 Comments
Book Features

Get A Conversation with Eileen Myles All To Yourself

I want to help you have a conversation with Eileen Myles. It starts on the Internet.

Carmen December 19, 2011 9 Comments
Politics + Activism

Bradley Manning’s Lawyers Argue That Being Gay Under DADT Was A Factor in WikiLeaks Involvement

Bradley Manning is being tried for leaking files to WikiLeaks after 19 months of imprisonment, and the military is arguing that his being gay is “irrelevant.”

Rachel December 19, 2011 15 Comments
Visual Art

We Who Feel Differently: The Queer Database Documentary

Jamie’s Team Pick: Artist Carlos Motta sees his queer difference as an opportunity to create a utopic space. Brilliant!

Jamie J. Hagen December 19, 2011 3 Comments
Politics + Activism

Kim Jong-il is Dead

Kim Jong-il was 69 and “fatigued.” His “effeminate” middle son will not be the next leader, obviously.

Riese December 18, 2011 103 Comments
Movie Reviews TV Reviews

“Glee: The 3-D Concert Movie” Is Not Terrible

Why didn’t anyone tell me about the Mini Warbler?!! This is a movie review that’s actually about a 40 second video of a kid dancing in a blazer.

Riese December 18, 2011 13 Comments
NSFW Sunday

NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday is Both Hot and Empowered

“Reality doesn’t impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls.”

Guest December 18, 2011 31 Comments
Society + Culture

Marriage Equality Is Home for the Holigays This Sunday Funday

Gay marriage is good for your health, Rihanna took her pants off, Sara Quin is in another photograph, and gay people are super impressive.

Carmen December 18, 2011 10 Comments
Food and Drink

Clementine Candles Light Up My Life

Laura’s Team Pick: You can make candles out of these tiny winter fruits!

Laura December 17, 2011 24 Comments
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Artist Spotlight: Snow tha Product

Who has her own record label and a sick flow? This chick.

gabby December 17, 2011 23 Comments
Straddleverse

Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2012: Gimme Sugar’s Charlene is Miss December!

It’s December. It’s cold outside but Miss December can heat things up. Except this calendar was shot in Los Angeles and it’s actually not very cold there right now, or ever.

Robin December 16, 2011 24 Comments
Literature

Things I Read That I Love #5: Law & Order Edition Part Two

Humans doing really terrible things to other humans!

Riese December 16, 2011 18 Comments
Politics + Activism

Outing Gay Utah Teen Did Not Solve Gay Bullying, School Finds

Add “outing your students” to the list of gay bullying solutions that don’t work.

Rachel December 16, 2011 29 Comments
Gender

Beware “The Reverse Gender Gap”!!!

The New York Times says the gender gap is closed! All the news that’s fit to print, now with baseless speculation!

Ryan Yates December 16, 2011 28 Comments
TV Show Recaps

Glee Psychotic Episode 309 Recap: What A Long Strange Christmas Special It’s Been

Have yourself a Very Trippy Christmas, ’cause these kids sure did!

Riese December 15, 2011 117 Comments
TV Feature

Ellen DeGeneres Lesbian Interview Extravaganza: Celebrating The Women Who Showed Up

Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up for her Ellen appearance. To cheer you up, we bring you SEVENTEEN other lesbosexy Ellen interviews. (THIS IS EPIC)

Lizz December 15, 2011 36 Comments
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