“A few women afflicted with almost inhuman hypermammary development are so idolized that they make a handsome living by simply going from village to village and permitting the natives to stare at them for a fee.”
What does an important person look like?
“Istanbul’s only lesbian bar is on the fifth floor of an apartment building… Its entrance was marked with pictures of Victoria’s Secret models in angel wings.”
Take off your ipod, you just got sat.
You’re taking your LUNCH to work like a motherf*cking ADULT
Ellen & Portia have a half hour comedy series at NBC, Jane Lynch talks getting naked with Cybill, Cher defends Chaz on Ellen. Plus, an update on new records from Adam Lambert, Kelly Clarkson and Florence & the Machine.
I still insist that scarves are the number one lesbian fashion accessory.
Do you love our Formspring advice columns? Then you need to get involved in this situation ASAP.
For when you want your solids to be liquids! Juicer-free juicing for the juicer in all of us.
Do you love Tim Curry? Cool, ’cause I’m gonna name eight movies that you forgot he was in.
You too can write articles on gay youth by utilizing terrible or possibly zero research or evidence!
Put the coffee on, homos, because “this gross example of child abuse is a wake-up call that everything about the gay movement isn’t acceptable.”
If you’ve forgotten how much you love Haviland Stillwell, this video will remind you.
Hope you enjoyed that last cigarette for nine months, Cori!
Jamie’s Team Pick: “Google image searching ‘twee’ and ‘bowler hat’ wasn’t sufficient fashion advice.”
Mad at a friend, a lover, a boss or even the universe? Listen to this and let it all out!
Can you spot the lesbians on VH1’s reality show “LaLa’s Full Court Life”?
Everything you need to be the best you you can be. ANARCHY!
What if you get to college and your roommates are really homophobic?
In which this is not a mommy blog and we talk about how to live with kids without becoming a crazy person. This week’s specialty: toys!