Didja Hear the One About the Prolific Lesbian Burglars Thwarted by a Lion!!?
“They rip out all the drawers, go through the cabinets, throw everything on the floor. Not only are they criminals, they’re sickos.”
“They rip out all the drawers, go through the cabinets, throw everything on the floor. Not only are they criminals, they’re sickos.”
“I said I’d gone to New York to be a model, and I hadn’t. I’d gone there for life and sex and cruelty.”
“I think lesbians out there will fall in love with this show. I’m thinking that 2 Broke Girls is the comedy world’s answer to Rizzoli and Isles.”
It’s Monday.
On Tuesday, DADT will be over forever.
“Pink Visual is planning to build a massive sex bunker to protect their staff from the end of the world.”
It’s like everywhere you go around the globe this week, people just wanna hold you.
I hate everyone.
Intern Grace’s Team Pick: If you’re not excited about the “Newsies” stage musical, I don’t know what to tell you.
Is Young Adult fiction unfriendly to LGBTQ characters? The answer is “absolutely not” or “yes,” depending on who you ask.
This is a list of YA fantasy novels that fall somewhere between tangentially gay and really, really gay. They all fall under “read this immediately.”
Wouldn’t it be exciting if we got famous presenters every week to announce the awards?
“There’s so much hate for gays, and lesbians, and transgender people, the thing is, Doc, you seem to be adding to the hate.”
“Design the eraser as you wish, place the creations inside the cup (that looks like a Chinese takeout box).”
“To say “I was born this way” is to apologize for the person I am and for whom I love. It’s like saying I would be different if I could. I wouldn’t.”
“Did I mention that I saw Kylie, the Queen of the Gays, perform as a child? What chance did I have?”
“A few women afflicted with almost inhuman hypermammary development are so idolized that they make a handsome living by simply going from village to village and permitting the natives to stare at them for a fee.”
What does an important person look like?
“Istanbul’s only lesbian bar is on the fifth floor of an apartment building… Its entrance was marked with pictures of Victoria’s Secret models in angel wings.”
Take off your ipod, you just got sat.