The Comment Awards And Their Cat Have Matching Rainbow Tanktops
“Wow, I’m hot, I want to make out with me.”
One Foot in Guilt, One Foot in Gratitude: A Day of Work
I asked her if I could have a human-sized cat cone, the one that makes it looks like your head is poking through a piece of toast. Sadly, I cannot — but I can get the brace I need in Tennessee Lady Vols orange, so at least I can support my favorite team while also making sure the top half of my body is the color of a construction cone so I don’t get hit by any cars.
Carmen Phillips Is Our New Editor-in-Chief (and Would like a Vanilla Iced Latte Please)
Carmen has led the editorial team with compassion, pragmatism and heart. She brings to the table bright hopes for our future and a deep love for the roots of this strange little website.
Pull Back the Curtain At Our Autostraddle Town Hall!
What’s next for Autostraddle? What’s on the horizon? What makes our little queer publication GO? Join our senior team for an Autostraddle Town Hall & find out!
Lez Keep Our Money Gay! Become an A+ Member This Pride!
We’ve never run a member drive during Pride month before, but here we are, trying it! This June, we’d love to leave rainbow capitalism to the heterosexuals and focus on investing in our community year-round.
The Comment Awards Are Realizing the Error of their Heterosexuality
“Snail4snail seems to be a very good match, I can say.”
The Comment Awards Are Going for a Double Double
“Would absolutely watch this movie directed by Celine Sciamma.”
The Comment Awards Are Frying Pickles and Crushing on Anne Shirley
“As a Texan, I’m here to tell you: you can fry ANYTHING.”
The Comment Awards Are Really Into the Void
“The last quiz revealed I am Anne Lister’s boots. Now my gender is ‘a tiny piece of arugula stuck between Tilda Swinton’s teeth.’ I can see where this is coming from but I am starting to feel slightly concerned.”
The Comment Awards Are Going Back to High School
“Just surround yourself with dogs and keep chanting, ‘I was a lesbian in 1974.'”
The Comment Awards Are Paws Up for Prancer
“Does Girls Out of Hell describe the women I read about or me who intrigue me, live in my head rent free, and continuously pull me in like a moth to flame? Hell yeah!”
The Comment Awards Are Dancing In Anne Lister’s Boots
“I took the quiz twice and got Mr. Rogers’s sneakers and Anne Lister’s boots, which is the best (most aspirational) compliment I’ve ever gotten.”
Call For Submissions: How To Survive A Post(?)-COVID World
This series will offer real, practical knowledge to readers who are living through the pandemic’s aftershock. Deadline for submissions is May 7!
The Comment Awards Are Thinking About Tig Notaro In A Flightsuit
“I definitely played rugby with the 2004 version of the Hey Mamas lesbians.”
The Comment Awards Are Sometimes a Grumpy Loaf
“Has there ever been anything so relatable on this site?”
The Comment Awards Are Just On Their Way To The Store
“…To get some bread…for toast.”
Call for Submissions: Trans Fiction, Trans Imagination
Here’s what I’m looking for: Short stories, 5,000 words or less. You, the author, must identify as trans. If you think you are trans, you are trans.
The Comment Awards Did Not Forget Lost and Delirious!
“I’m not picking raptor! I know what will happen if I pick raptor!”
The Comment Awards Are Having the Nicest Gay
“Say you were on a panel and the question came up. How would you explain it to Brie?”
You Made the Seemingly Impossible Possible: Thank You from the Senior Team
You are better than magic, you are real, and without you none of this would be possible.