It’s Sunday. You should do a crossword puzzle or braid your hair. Or have sex or something. We’ll be at home waiting for Comcast to fix our internet. Hopefully this will do as it has been produced under duress. I hope that you feel really sexy about yourself today and if you don’t, you should look at these pictures of people with maggots on their bare ass and squids coming out of their moutholes, then you’ll feel better. It’s no “getting ass-fucked by an orange,” but it’s close.
Here’s a super-sexy tumblr it’s called Lesbians FTW. I feel like it gets sexy sometimes or at the very least it is about lesbians. Winning lesbians.
Or you can look at these hard core vintage lesbians. One of them is like smoking and the other one is like paddling someone. It’s prety serious.
I don’t know what to make of this, it’s called “A Series of Poses to Aid in Your Sketches of Female Anatomy.” Last time we linked to Vice, everyone did the commenting equivalent of ass-fucking us with a large citrus fruit. Here’s another thing from Vice that I am 95% sure you will like, it’s called Best Friends and it’s about fashion but it’s actually about LESBIAN SEX.
Or you should go to Sexpert Tristan Taormino’s latest blog post about Jiz Lee and Madison Young doing it. you know. IT: “Jiz is such an inspiring performer: smart, articulate, hot, sexy, and energetic. Jiz and Madison have fucked and worked together before, so the chemistry was a no-brainer. Jiz was hoping to squirt, but the squirt was shy that day. It didn’t matter, we got an awesome kick-ass scene with Vixen toys, NjoyNob Essence wooden toys, vibrators, and, of course, orgasms. All with two queer feminist sex performers. In a Vivid movie! I cannot wait to hear what people think toys.”
Taylor Momesen suggests that you masturbate:
“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around – learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful – particularly for girls and young girls.”
This Week in Sex: The Female Orgasm Edition: from nerve.
The Frisky thinks it knows the 15 Most Oscar-Worthy Sex Scenes of 2010. Is Black Swan really a thing? Because someone told me that y’all are acting like it’s a much bigger deal than it is. Oh, The Frisky.
Create Your Own Map of Human Sexuality: Really it will feel very special just do it.
Look it’s the Best Lesbian Sex Scenes of All Time according to The Daily Beast and chosen by a straight guy. But also this is like 10 Scenes of lesbian “sexy” situations. Mullholland Drive, Wild Things, Vicky Christina Barcelona, a really unsexy scene from The Kids Are Alright, The Runaways, Bound, Gia, et al.
The Position of the Day: Quick and Dirty
Rihanna in British GQ: this is a sexually adventurous photoshoot.
It’s time for your Top Ten Sexy Geek Nominations, says Violet Blue, who is famous.
Ok go masturbate now like Jenny Humphrey says you should. Hey look Natalie Portman takes some of her clothes off.
That’s probably the first and last thing I find I agree with Taylor Momesen on.
You go, Glen Coco!
is it bad that i found the video of tilda swinton crying towards a lightbulb a lot more erotic than the video of natalie portman tiredly taking off long gloves and a wig
i dont think so. unless its the good kind of bad. that was the only video i watched multiple times. the natalie portman one just didnt do anything for me, felt too forced. i mean, it wasnt bad, none of them were, but it was just kind of meh.
i found james franco’s video to be hotter. i don’t care what this says about me.
just tell me it was because of james franco, and not the chair. because i quite enjoy james franco. i really dont want inanimate objects to be the “next thing”. please.
its because he is charming and can seduce anyone. even HIMSELF
agreed. very seductive. i wonder what it must be like to be able to seduce one’s self…
probably amazing.
youre probably right.
i’m seducing myself right now!
and let me tell you, i am AMAZING
you lucky, lucky girl.
Tilda Swinton’s video was erotic and then I remembered Krista from Effing Dykes post about dirty fingernails.
GLOVES!!!
tilda, my tilda? where??
“boys do but girls don’t”? WRONG.
well, she is about, like, promoting it [masturbation] for girls which is a good thing! to talk about!
I feel like I have to stick up for her because I am the only person in the world who actually likes Jenny (I also liked Dawn on BtVS and Jo on Supernatural, basically, if there’s an underdog, I probably dig her). WHAT SHE SAID WAS ACTUALLY OK, she didn’t say, don’t have sex, she said, know your body, so when you do have sex, it might not suck! That’s kind of a neat message.
1. You go Taylor Momsen.
2. This is not at all helping me write a paper on the Virgin Queen.
3. Natalie Portman, help me write this paper.
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT AS THE THIRD “STEAMIEST” LESBIAN SEX SCENE?!?!!?!?? Appalling.
those vintage lesbians were fucking hottt.
I saw Taylor Momsen in a gay bar in Manchester last night. True story. She wasn’t masturbating at the time.