This week in Vapid Fluff, it’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year — the glorious early days of a brand new relationship for Kristen Stewart. Every day, the tabloids are packed with sneaky paparazzi photos of Kristen and her new gal pal doing mundane activities like hiking or picking up dry cleaning or buying groceries, and dear reader, I am eating it up with a spoon. I can’t wait until these kids get serious enough to partake in Kristen’s absolute favorite activity, which is walking through the airport holding hands! The future’s looking bright, kids.
Please enjoy The World’s Cuddliest Human featuring the World’s Cuddliest Dog, Duncan.
I usually don’t feature the same celebrity twice but both of these photos are important. Exemplary work, ladies.
This week’s Teddy Geiger thirst trap is really a thing of beauty. This is a present for all of us.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Brs0ySeHJJt/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17qg22k169723
This has very little to do with gossip, it’s just amazing.
This is exactly how enthusiastic I am about making soup, although I am of the possibly controversial opinion that they are spicing it incorrectly.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrliR5hF_2M/
Nice.
Is Sarah Paulson’s birthday delight a cake with sprinkled coconut or is it a gigantic plate of mashed potatoes? Either answer seems fine.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrvOOI5n7Dg/
Kehlani has always been pregnant, we have always been here, everything is wonderful.
Gaby Dunn, this is preposterous.
All seems quiet on the Kate Harrington/Chloë Grace Moretz front but I had to check just in case.
Sara Ramirez, you come back here right now and tell me where you got that jacket!
Join us next week, when we never have to talk about Christmas ever again!!!!!
Pls Stef, i’ve been hearing rumors that Amandla Stenberg and King Princess have broken up as they deleted majority of their photos on instagram. Please can you confirm or refute this rumor?
20gayteen CANNNOT end on such a note after all the highs this year.
Gayest apparel 2018 retrospective please and thank you!!
So we can see who all is a runner up to Gaby 😀
You say Sara Ramirez and I come running over! It’s my own personal bat signal.
Okay so I got really excited about having sourced Sara’s jacket but I think it is actually a different glitter bomber jacket:
https://us.asos.com/asos-design/asos-design-plus-sequin-bomber-jacket/prd/9913046?clr=multi&SearchQuery=men%20plus%20size%20glitter%20bomber%20jacket&gridcolumn=2&gridrow=7&gridsize=4&pge=1&pgesize=72&totalstyles=58
But it’s similar, for any sturdy babes who need a glitter bomber jacket to light up their life.
Wow! [heart eyes emoji]
Any tips on how men’s sizing works compared to women’s sizing on Asos?