Welcome back to No Filter, our weekly frolic through the fields of celesbian Instagram. This week, one of those Australian Bachelor ladies did a topless photo shoot and I was going to link to a source that isn’t the Daily Mail but it seems like nobody else quite had their fingers on the pulse of whatever’s going on with those two. Anyway, they’ve broken up and now this is happening. Also, TMZ thinks this (alleged) lesbian is ready for spring, and that she finally looks like “an actual Kardashian/Jenner sister,” whatever that means (what does that mean?). Give us your theories in the comments.
🌼 🌸 🌺 Kendall Jenner is spring ready 🌼 🌸 🌺 pic.twitter.com/2BGdQlIQ3T
— TMZ (@TMZ) March 14, 2017
Anyway, we’ve got a lot of important matters at hand so let’s check in with everyone else who’s ready for spring.
Am I the only one who sees a little girl's face in @JanelleMonae 's knee from far away??? #hiddenfigures #hiddenfaces pic.twitter.com/nohEnWnMWx
— Theeyoncé (@Theezus6) March 10, 2017
First and foremost, YES I DO SEE A LITTLE GIRL IN JANELLE MONÁE’S KNEE. Moreover, Janelle does not seem to deny this allegation.
I have no witty comment about this photograph, I just wanted you to be aware of Brittani Nichols looking cute in swimwear.
Hey, remember when Cara was in Paper Towns and a sexist interviewer asked her if she had read the book? WELL SHE WROTE ONE.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRhdhdmDqb5/
Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual’s band were on the Tonight Show, playing their new song “Today.” The least surprising thing about this video is the fact that Evan has a lava lamp in her practice space.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BReDnFQl9VT/
Very Famous Millennial eats ice cream.
It feels slightly rude for Torraine to be this goodlooking.
Jen Richards and Sara Ramirez went on a hike because in LA nobody walks unless it’s a hike, and it’s not a hike unless you take pictures.
Hahahahahaha what’s Queen Latifah doing in this column?!
I’ve been dealing with serious decorating envy ever since Lauren Morelli posted this photo and I’m honestly still reeling. This does not look like an ideal place to work but it does look like a perfect nap space.
Assuming Annie Clark’s DMs exploded shortly thereafter.
Join us next week, when we will have an exclusive interview with Janelle Monáe’s knees.
Kendall Jenner is gay???
ALLEGEDLY
also [allegedly] ready for spring
Statistically one of them HAS to be.
Right? I guess it’s been my wishful thinking for a long while that it would be her. When I saw allegedly I got my hopes up.
all my reliable sources tell me it’s true, i never cared about a kardashian or jenner before. i went through a blac chyna phase but it’s over now.
STEF WHO ARE YOUR SOURCES
I WOULD NAP THERE
Pretty sure I wouldn’t get much work done if Samira Wiley was napping in my office
jesus literally the only thing that would motivate me to hike faster than my natural strolling speed is to keep up with jen richards and sara ramirez to be like HI GUYS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT COOL DON’T MIND ME I’LL JUST BE BREATHING HEAVILY IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE OF THIS MOUNTAIN WE’RE RUNNING UP.
or actually, I think ppl hike canyons in LA? It’s confusing, I live where there are mountains and a 6 hour hike is a casual thing and there are no canyons. (and I’m like oh yeah cool hiking me too and then go like twice a year, under duress)
Yes, because there are trails. Some are loops, others you get to the top and then walk back. There are trails that could be done in like 2 hours, or less if you walk at a moderate pace(say speed walking it).
“Hahahahahaha what’s Queen Latifah doing in this column?!”
Seriously. I love this running joke. I literally LOL (as in, outloud) every time.
Dear humans of Autostraddle, what is Queen Latifah doing in this column?? LOL LOL LOL LOL
(As an aside, loved seeing Sara Ramirez in this week’s column. Would love to see more of her, please!)
workin on it!
Same, I never get tired of this joke.
NEVER
Me either.
I don’t know if I believe in ghosts but it’s a good excuse to gaze meticulously at Janelle Monae’s knees.
I don’t see any faces in those knees, but I do appreciate both ladies’ sexy legs.
Yeah, sorry, no.
I don’t think Cara is stupid by any means, but she did not write this book. Writing fiction takes time. Go look at Cara’s instagram and tell me if she has the time to write 80k words or so.
They even mention her ghostwriter in the Bookseller article
http://www.thebookseller.com/news/delevingne-pens-young-adult-novel-507526
It’s great if some tweens read the book & it makes them feel better about being queer/ questioning, but let’s not pretend this is a literary achievement on Cara’s part. There are many good books by queer women aleady out there and she would have done better to set up an LGBTQ book club for her fans.
Is it really that big of a deal to ask an actor if they’ve read the book? I’ve heard that question in a lot of interviews and sometimes the answer is no, especially with long fantasy stuff like Game of Thrones/ASOIAF.
I feel like Cara came off as kind of grumpy and not wanting to be there from the beginning of that interview.
following ^^^^^^^^^^