My darlings, with the 2019 Oscars finally in our rearview mirror, it is at long last time to weed through another week in queer celebrity social media. This week has been a glorious one for looking at pretty people in formalwear, but it’s possible you may have missed Kacey Musgraves’ ascendence to The Presidency:
confirmed https://t.co/QfnD5gFjZC
— K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) February 23, 2019
Additionally in straight people news, this developing story:
Hollywood please make this movie IMMEDIATELY.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuUXr48FX03/
NO, HOLLYWOOD PLEASE MAKE THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY.
What if you were camping in the woods with Lena Waithe? I bet she’d roast the best marshmallows. I know this picture has nothing to do with camping. I just enjoy fantasizing about my life with Lena Waithe.
This is Chloë Grace Moretz and she looks grateful.
A Kehlani flopped against the oven because she’s so excited about her mixtape is one of my favorite Kehlanis.
Mom’s spaghetti.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuVJOnIHLTa/
OK OK OK OK OK OK
But here’s where Tessa Thompson ended up focusing her attention. I’m not mad at it.
Stephanie Beatriz can do literally anything. Her smile is like a smile from the actual sun.
Teddy Geiger’s thirst trap of the week is very particularly specialized. 🍑
However, I have elected to give her a VERY special extra No Filter post just so she can ask the question that I myself have been wondering.
I misread the Brittani Nichols caption as a “working, class action hero” — like a class action lawyer. Lol either way! I’ll watch it all. Make the damn movie!
I <3 John Waters and seeing him in No Filter is like having every queer universe I love collide into a queer super-universe. Thank you.
At first I thought Teddy Geiger was saying “what’s your brablem”, aka what’s your bra problem. Now, Teddy’s underwear always looks excellent, so I doubt the has brablems of her own. But I would still love to have that conversation with her and complain about underwire or something.
My favourite things this week were:
1. Billy Porter’s tuxedo gown
2. Glenn Close reacting to Billy Porter’s tuxedo gown
3. Munroe Bergdorf, Janelle Monae and Adam Lambert reacting to Glenn Close reacting to Billy Porter’s tuxedo gown
What a happy thread! 😍
for important context i’m looking at my framed picture of stephanie-as-rosa-diaz as I say this: WOW I LOVE STEPHANIE BEATRIZ SO MUCH SHE CAN DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I LOVE HER
I was not expecting the Chloe Grace Moretz. Thank you. (Also, how is she now 22?!)