Hello my friends! This is No Filter, where I find all the good queer celebrity content and put it here! Sometimes I go rouge and post the same photo a billion times, but that was a special occasion, I think. Anyway! Onward!

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One size fits all. Tag your puppies in my hat to be featured on my stories! I want to get to know your best friend! #teamMelKing hats on chefmelissaking.com/shop or link in my bio.

A post shared by Melissa King (@chefmelissaking) on Jul 9, 2020 at 7:45pm PDT

Puppies in Melissa King hats? Hell yes.

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💜A year ago in Paris for Couture Week with @maisonvalentino 💜

A post shared by J A N E T M O C K (@janetmock) on Jul 10, 2020 at 8:32am PDT

Janet Mock in TBT couture? Heller yes? That doesn’t work. But you get me.

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49 on a lime 🎂🍈

A post shared by Leisha Hailey (@leishahailey) on Jul 11, 2020 at 5:19pm PDT

Happiest of (Belated) Birthday! This is a nice lime float, I would like one. I would also like a pool in which to float.

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I CANT BELIEVE IVE BEEN MARRIED FOR A YEAR. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH @gigigorgeous YOU ARE MY SOULMATE

A post shared by Nats Getty Gorgeous (@natsgetty) on Jul 12, 2020 at 1:09pm PDT

It is Nat and Gigi Gorgeous’ anniversary! Congrats!!

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ONE YEAR MARRIED TO MY SOULMATE TODAYYYYY👰🏼💍

A post shared by GIGI GORGEOUS GETTY 👸🏼 (@gigigorgeous) on Jul 12, 2020 at 1:33pm PDT

I mean come on that is just lovely!

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Currently wearing a food stained sweatshirt. 🙃 📸: @emery_is

A post shared by Rahne Jones (@rahne_jones) on Jul 13, 2020 at 11:07am PDT

Rahae is single handedly bringing back hats, I think? And I thank her for it.

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“What really moves a lot of us is changing the culture.” – @ashlynharris24 @allure Photographer: Norman Jean Roy / @normanjeanroy Stylist: Henna Koskinen / @hennakristiina Hair: Rolando Beauchamp / @robeauhair Makeup: Maki Ryoke / @makiryoke Nails: Naomi Yasuda / @naominailsnyc Production: Studio Lou / @_studiolou_ Story by: Cotton Codinha / @cottoncodinha

A post shared by Ali Krieger (@alikrieger) on Jul 14, 2020 at 5:56am PDT

Did I save the best for last? Maybe??

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✨Just Mauvelous✨ @allure Photography by @normanjeanroy 
Styling by @hennakristiina 
Hair by @robeauhair 
Makeup by @makiryoke 
Nails by @naominailsnyc 
Production by @_studiolou_

A post shared by Ali Krieger (@alikrieger) on Jul 14, 2020 at 5:55pm PDT

*high pitched sound* LOOK AT THEMMMM

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#AshlynHarris’s body art is a work in progress. She says of the inspiration behind some of her tattoos: “I am obsessed with sharks and Greek mythology and the ocean.” Tap the link in bio to read our August cover interview with the goalkeeping superstar — and see our shoot with @AshlynHarris24 and her equally talented (albeit less tattooed) wife, Ali Krieger.— Photography by @normanjeanroy Styling by @hennakristiina Hair by @robeauhair Makeup by @makiryoke Nails by @naominailsnyc Production by @_studiolou_ Story by @cottoncodinha

A post shared by Allure Magazine (@allure) on Jul 14, 2020 at 6:32am PDT

*coughs nervously* Hahaa yeah that’s cool I’m being regular!

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They may have four Olympic gold medals and four World Cup record wins, but let’s be clear: The players of the @USWNT aren’t just a sports team, they’re a movement. We see their fallibility, their love, their mirth and sass, all interspersed with a bone-deep drive to win. But their sheer charisma is what keeps the fans engaged — and #AliKrieger is an integral part of that. “It’s my duty, I think, to appreciate the fans and to keep making them want to come back,” @AliKrieger explains in our August cover story at the link in bio. — Photography by @normanjeanroy Styling by @hennakristiina Hair by @robeauhair Makeup by @makiryoke Nails by @naominailsnyc Production by @_studiolou_ Story by @cottoncodinha

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*dabs brow* Yep no, I’m great, why do you ask??

WHEW! Until next time my loves!

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