Welcome back to No Filter, our weekly foray into the dark, weird world of queer celebrity Instagram and other very important media engagements. This week, there is no news at all about Janelle Monáe’s alleged relationship with Tessa Thompson, but the news is rife of reports of Famous Symmetrical Lady Amber Heard spending a lot of time with her gal pals. Just saying. Also, Kristen Stewart apparently has this haircut now, Rey from Star Wars is awfully friendly with this makeup artist and Gillian Anderson is probably secretly dating Autostraddle’s Managing Editor Rachel Kincaid. What does it all mean?!?!?!
Also, regretfully:
demi unfollowed her on instagram. RIP ⚰️😶 pic.twitter.com/c2bCA2uWOd
— Bette Porter Gallery (@dykehype) November 2, 2017
I haven’t personally spent a lot of time in business class so I may not know what I’m talking about, but I believe Samira Wiley is either piloting this plane or hitching a ride on Cara Delevingne’s private jet service.
So excited to meet one of my visibility icons @SaraRamirez at the final showing of The White Dress Play! pic.twitter.com/z9glKvdEMU
— KRIS HARRING (@krisharring) November 5, 2017
Proud to bring you this important breaking news.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbK2vujl3BZ/?taken-by=evanrachelwood
Stars: they’re just like us!
Is this how we wear pants now? I am very, very old.
Jasika Nicole made new use of this very Carmen Sandiego-esque hat.
I want to decorate my entire living room with Mallory Ortberg’s jacket.
When very nice things happen to very gracious people.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbBn2iSg22n/?taken-by=kehlani
Just thought you’d like to know.
Join us next week, when we’ll hopefully be back to Joan/Anna videos. Rumor has it Mallory Ortberg is working on a separate Joni Mitchell character to join our favorite spider-sisters.
I am not sure about Joni Mitchell joining the spider sisters: I think she would crush them both, especially Anna. Nicole Cliffe is nervous for good reason.
Also, never forget: http://www.nme.com/news/film/joni-mitchell-on-biopic-starring-taylor-swift-if-s-879228
More breaking celesbian news: Elena Delle Donne (basketball player) got married! (Do athletes count? Well, my heart says yes.)
https://www.outsports.com/2017/11/6/16616602/elena-delle-donne-wedding-amanda-clifton-wnba
Beautiful wedding
Kehlani!!!!
Damn, Sara Ramirez is looking like….really good. She’s…so fine
“Is this how we wear pants now? I am very, very old.”
I feel like this is how girls wore trousers in 1998, after one of the boys ran up and tugged on them.
(If you’re too young to remember the late 1990s, back then teens all wore the same Adidas tearaway track pants with snap buttons all way down the sides … although for female teens it was seen as tempting fate because all it took was one “boys will be boys” boy and you were basically naked from the waist down)
I remember those pants very well, and it was usually the guys trying to embarrass another guy as a version of pantsing them. I know many girls in my middle school during that time had the bottom 3 unbuttoned on one side.
My friend and I saw a pair of these in Urban Outfitters the other day and ran out the store.
Tip of the hat to Jasika Nicole
Lani is the boo. Her and Shaina are so cute ❤️