Naughty Lesbian Scenes

Illustrated by Anna Archie

Last week, the new overlords at AfterEllen.com published an article called Naughty Lesbian Sex Scenes, and it was literally just a list of links to mainstream woman-on-woman porn. It was quickly taken down, but not before former editor-in-chief Trish Bendix got a screenshot.

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Although this surely riveting set of “love scenes” is no longer available, we thought the queer internet deserved something to keep you titillated. Without further ado, check out some of our favorite naughty queer clips.

It gets a little humid in the hottub as the topic of dismantling capitalism becomes heated

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Solo scene: Naughty boi puts trans flag stickers over the word FEMININE on hygiene product signs at their university
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In the most salaciously shocking scene yet, a threesome of gay witches hexxx Trump and all his fans

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Things get a little sultry as this non-binary cutie scolds their boifriend for eating the last gluten-free muffin

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You’ll believe in tru luv again after this hottt scene of two queer women flicking off a man yelling ‘DYKE’ from his truck

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Nothing gets us going like watching queers wheatpaste “DONT TELL ME TO SMILE” all over the city

wheatpasteGroup scene: Dozens of queers pile into a bro bar and turn it into dyke city for one night only

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It’s never been hotter — a sensual scene of two queers giving each other matching stick-n-poke tattoos

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The professor said no…. but that didn’t stop one trans girl from distributing flyers about safer sex to everyone in her classroom

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You’ll learn a few new moves in these raunchy scenes where two lesbians discuss body dysphoria & the tools to keep them safe

 dysphoriaBONUS SCENE: Bite your lip watching this this bisexual farmer cut their best friend’s hair in the bathroom while they listen to Cat Power

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54 Comments

  3. When I looked at the picture of the tattoos in the article summary (triangle, x, circle, square), I thought those were referring to PlayStation controller buttons and half-expected this article to be about video game scenes. =)

  4. yessss I was hoping y’all might do something like this after hearing about that AE “article” but this was even better than I dreamed of

  7. What’s really weird is that now the first thing on the main page is a list of “The 20 Hottest Lesbian Sex Scenes in the History of TV”, which seems to be an article published by the AE staff from like 4 years ago (based on the date most comments on it were published). So I dunno what that’s about?

    • This may be my paranoid thinking, but I wonder if they did that on purpose? We see the new post; get outraged by the fact that the man running the show approved this clickbait article; the article comes down; only to be replaced by a similar article that was posted when queer women ran the show.

    • I would suspect that it’s about keeping the seo traffic of people searching for “hot lesbian sex” they were hoping for with the now-deleting article while pretending to give a shit about the site being by or for queer women.

  9. You should have warned us that this was NSFW, now I’m laughing and I can’t tell people around me why!!!

    Autostraddle IS THE BEST.

  15. I didn’t think it could get better than what Audrey and Anna were discussing on Twitter. But then, it did. =)

  20. Yes, yes, yes.

    This is so perfect because Anna, have I told you lately how wonderfully your illustrations totally ignore/are completely irrelevant to the male gaze? It’s lovely.

    Also, I am way into the bisexual farmer’s best friend’s haircut.

  23. Best thing on the internet today, also laughing in the drs office gets you some looks! But worth it!

  24. oh cool this is just the greatest thing I’ve ever seen with my eyeballs, and on a Tuesday no less? what a beautiful day

  28. Oh, is this a quiz?
    Because I have most of the answers!
    1.Xena(obviously)
    2.Carmilla
    3.Buffy
    4.Shortbus
    5.Thelma and Louise
    6.Jessica Jones
    7.But I’m a Cheerleader
    8.Spider Lilies
    8.Mädchen in Uniform(1958)
    9.Bound
    10.South of Nowhere

  29. The hygiene product one made my day. I don’t mind say, “But it’s a men’s issue too” when talking about reproductive health when they’re trans. It’s just like the hyper-femininization of breast cancer. There are trans and genderqueer and gender non-conforming people out there. Do you know how terrible this arbitrary binary is on them in the healthcare system?

    • Oh my gosh, best username profile pic ever. I was once going to get a tattoo of Kel’s shield, but I sent a question about whether it was a buckler or something else to TP on Facebook and then she unfriended me.

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