Hi it’s me, Alex! I make stuff for the store that you can buy! So last week we excitedly announced the arrival of our Gal Pal Pullovers and Limited Edition Holiday Sweaters. Now we finally have a femme-y women’s sized top that we think you’ll be happy about.
Introducing the Lazy Femme Origin Tee! This is an Alternative Apparel shirt, an easy and relaxed fit boxy tee with a slightly wider neck and dropped shoulders for a “flowy” kinda look. It comes in black or “blue fog”. We’re really into it.
For once, this shirt is in women’s sizing! So Aja is 5’6″ and is wearing a size Large in these photos.
Sizing charts are provided in the product images, so be sure to check that out.
Ready, set, happy shopping!
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Cofounder and Design Director of Autostraddle. Professional web/graphic designer. Whiskey enthusiast. Drumming hobbyist. A past speaker at the 2010 BlogHer Conference ("Good Blog Design: The Role of Layout in an Online Medium"), 2013 Salon LGBTQ Conference ("Innovative Best Practices for Brand-Blogger Campaigns") and featured in the Los Angeles Edition of Refinery29's 30 Under 30 in 2013. Co-owns and manages Tully's Training, a dog training company in Los Angeles.
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whoa those hearts are tiny
OMG OMG YES! Buying now! My prayers to the Goddess have been answered!
I literally just bought it. The hardest part was deciding which color to get. The answer is both: black now, blue next paycheck. Praise Lesbian Jesus.
omgggg
I love this so hard.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas women’s sizing finally! This looks like such a great t-shirt for a lazy femme (me)!
XL sold out in the time it took for me to enter my credit card details. Noooooooooooo.
Actually, it’s not! Our inventory is syncing with the warehouse and it’s temporarily showing everything as sold out. Check back in like 10 minutes and I think it should be good! I promise nothing is sold out yet :)
Alex. I love you. This is the best news ever.
So in love with this, mine is ordered and I am already impatient for it to arrive now!
Ahhhh these are the CUTEST and I love the fit!
What kind of fabric is this? I don’t see it in the description
i think it’s 60% Cotton, 40% Modal
All my sizes already sold out. My life is tragedy!
it’s a database syncing issue — give it a while, i promise they’re not sold out!
YAY
That makes a lot more sense! Thanks for the heads up :)
alex, who handles all the merch, is on an airplane today, so i have no new updates, except to say that based on sales numbers, there’s no possible way that all the black lazy femme tees are out in any size! as soon as she is back on the ground maybe we’ll have more info on this situation!
This speaks to my lazy femme soul! And I love this slouchy-glam cut! Ugh. Maybe I’ll get both colors…
Do it. Get both colors. I’m also getting both colors, OMG.
We are truly living our best lives right now, @lebraswell!
I am so in love with the Lazy Femme (In black) top but my funds are currently limited (with the baby shower of my brother and his wife and now Thanksgiving coming up) >.<
Is it okay if I ask where she got those cute black lacy bunny ears? x3
Dude that is so cute. I would wear the shit out of it.
sold out!! :(
hi! alex is the merch captain and she is on an airplane right now, but i think there is some kind of sync issue between shopify and the merchandise distribution center that we use, because there’s no way that they’re sold out based on the numbers we have sold so far. i will provide further updates when i have them!
Oh my these are fabulous!
alex is manually syncing the databases and hopefully you can expect inventory to exist within the hour (it’s currently 8 PM est)
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1) I need this.
2) I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN MY GENDER IDENTITY! Shedding a happy tear to find my lazy femme sistren.
Now crying sad tears cuz it only goes up to an XL and I’m probably a 2X or 3X, depending on the fit. Poop.
There is a size chart, measure a well fitting top of yours and see how it compares?
I had similar feelings about the sizing only going up to XL, but I’ve rationalized that I can always cut it into a crop top if it’s too small.
Which is an awesome solution! But I’m more of a blouse-y Flashdance sort of girl, not so much a crop top girl.
Joining you in your tears. Such a pity.
OMG I love it and ordered the black one. Wish it came in bigger sizes though, hoping it’ll fit me right!
One vote for the bigger sizes!
Me too! I encourage you to write/tweet/email Alternative Apparel! We order all the sizes that are available to us and this is what they have.
how much do I want this?
a lot!!!
Ordered! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. 2-3 weeks till it arrives in the UK… might get here in time for xmas!
YES PLEASE.
absolutely yes please
I’m a lazy femme!!!! Oooooo, that’s me!!!!
ohh myy goddd i feel so seen!