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38secs!
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41 seconds! Love that I get to practice on these every week!
40 seconds 💪
37 seconds 😤😤😤
En vaso is the only way to go! Forever mad at the folks that serve it on the cob
2 minutes 6 seconds !
58 seconds, my girlfriend talks about Elote a lot…
37 seconds, my fastest one ever!