Happy Valentine's Day! This year we got you something better than flowers or vegan chocolates or ethical jewelry — we got you a list of Autostraddle's most eligible bachelorettes! We've asked them all the important things: star sign, Hogwarts house, and opinions on the greatest cereal ever created. Prepare to get your socks charmed off  by eight of our single staffers, listed below in alphabetical order by first name. Feel free to woo them in the comments or send them messages via Autostraddle Social.

Alaina

Age
24
Location
Greensboro, NC
Sexual Orientation
Queer
Gender Identity and/or Gender Presentation
Non binary femme prince
Sign
Gemini
Occupation/Job
Perpetual student
Turn-ons
Good teeth, a willingness to help me wash the dishes afte...