Hello friends! I’m here to bring you important news about the gifts you’d love to give and the time you have left. Would the Safe Space Sweater look amazing on your best friend’s torso? Is the Dead Lesbian Pin Pack a perfect addition to your ex-girlfriend’s jean jacket? Well you better order before this Friday, December 16th to ensure that your packages get delivered by December 23rd.
Here’s a reminder of some of the amazing merch we’ve got in-store for you!
A bunch of stuff also went on sale today!
Do you ever feel the need to wrap gayness around queerness, like a turducken that you can’t eat? Solution:
Queer Woodlands Wrapping Paper – 3 Rolls for $8… or 3 Rolls for $3 With Any Purchase
Wrap all your Autostraddle gifts or dildos you bought from one of our affiliates with this super-queer, gaymo-forever wrapping paper illustrated by Cameron Glavin. If you were at A-Camp in October, you might recognize the pattern from the banners hanging in Crown Hall! As soon as I saw them I knew I wanted to make merch with ’em.
The paper features four festively queer woodland creatures and the message “I got you a thing”. You’ll get three 20″x 29″ sheets, all rolled up safely in a cardboard tube. If you order literally anything from our store (even a $3 sticker!) you can add this wrapping paper to your order for a mere $3.
Everything you see above is ready for you in the Autostraddle store, plus an estimated bajillion more fun things like pins, tees, sweaters and zines! And remember, order by Friday, December 16th to get your gifts before Christmas and Hanukkah!
Go, now go! Get your holigay gifts at the Autostraddle store →
QUEER WRAPPING PAPER!
Uuugghhh my heart says oh yes but my wallet says NO.
But your body, your body’s telling you yeeessss!!!!
Do it. Buy it. You know you want to.
Listen to your heart when AS is calling for you.
Listen to your heart there’s nothing else you can do.
OMFG the Roxette is so strong with this one
Roxette?
Autostraddle shirt models are the cutest.
I ordered a they/them pin Monday for myself cause I am queer and I am worth it!
same, no regrets, would recommend
Still no sign of my order, it’s been almost a month…. I’m utterly disappointed, when I called UPS they told me to contact the vendor.
i’m sorry your merch hasn’t arrived yet! all of our merchandise is shipped by hello merch, we don’t have any part in the process at all whatsoever — if you go to the HM website, there’s a box to chat with them directly online about your order or this page has other ways to contact them:
https://www.hellomerch.com/pages/order-lookup