Tracy originally met Stamie at Stamie’s comedy show. I guess Stamie told a joke and then they made out or something. One day a light bulb went off in Stamie’s head — I am just mentioning this because if one more light bulb goes off in somebody’s head or limbs on this show there’s going to be a serious blackout — and she realized she had a crush on Tracy and Tracy said it was mutual and now here they are, heading to the courts.
I hope they’ll be playing against these hotties:
Stamie: I haven’t played ball in a really long time, and I haven’t played with balls in an even longer time. It’s so weird.
Cue Hot Girls Playing Basketball Montage
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Look Whitney’s in the Background PS
Following this game in which nobody got sweaty, Stamie and Tracy head to The Abbey. Tracy says she was impressed with Stamie’s basketball skills and Tracy’s friends love Stamie. My friends also love Stamie. We have a lot in common, let’s run away together, far far away from here/this show.
Tracy: Do you see any of your friends here?
Stamie: Uh no. My friends are old, they died.
Speaking of those unfortunately still living, OMG, guess who shows up at the bar. It’s Whitney and her camera crew!
Actually This is Probably Not Set Up At All For Real, This Happens
Though Whitney just wanted one drink, she says she ends up staying all day ’cause all her friends are there.
This is perhaps the most predictable event of this show thus far. Oh, The Abbey. They must lose thousands a year from lesbians who take up entire tables all afternoon because all their friends keep showing up.
Then Romi shows up, surprise, and then –THEN!! — collective facepalm Romi is actually interviewed! I’m 85% sure that Romi is just one of Whitney’s other girlfriends slathered in tanning oil and with her earrings unraveled.
So then….
Lesbian Squabble #6: Have You Ever Noticed that Whenever Whitney Enters the Show, Someone Leaves Crying?
In the Ring: Romi vs. Whitney
Content: Whitney takes Romi outside and starts talking a bunch of bullshit – it’s edge-of-your-seat riveting action in which Whitney feeds Romi (who’s really hot when she’s not being interviewed, p.s.) a bunch of lines about how she can’t deny the chemistry between them, but there are ‘complicated’ ‘situations’ etc.
Who Won? At the end, there’s some kissing:
Whitney says that’s how fights often go with lesbians. Arguing, and then making out.
Having been on both sides of those fights, I would say that this is at once the most thrilling/terrible conclusion to any argument ever, and everyone wins/loses.
Regardless.
Listen. Whitney. I’m gonna just have to turn this one over to my girl Ani DiFranco:
You can’t hide behind social graces
So don’t try to be all touchy-feely
‘Cause you lie in my face of all places
But I’ve got no problem with that really
What bugs me is that you believe what you’re saying
What bothers me is that you don’t know how you feel
What scares me is while you’re telling me stories
you actually believe that they are real
The difference between Shane and Whitney is self-actualization: Shane knew what she was doing and never led people on, whereas Whitney seems to lead EVERYONE on, without much thought about how it could hurt them.
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Twinsies
Just so the men for whom this show was created don’t lose interest, we learn that Natalie’s last relationship was with a man but they didn’t have the “chemistry” she has with Rose.
If someone says the word “chemistry” one more time on this show they are going to have to rename it Bill Nye the Science Lesbian.
Soooo Natalie and Rose go out to celebrate their monthly anniversaries. Every month. Hallmark must love these kids.
Riese: Oh my god my ex-boyfriend used to do that with his ex-girlfriend, and he had this whole box of Hallmark cards from her from each month and I was like, “We might have to break up over this. What is wrong with you.”
Sarah: I would quit, I would say we can not have monthly anniversaries!
Laneia: No! No! God I would not do that!
Sarah: Who is watching the road in this scenario?
Riese: The cameraman?
They have a little fight in the car about Rose thinking Natalie would stick holes in the condom to get preggers. I think the lesbian equivalent of that is just hanging out with a turkey baster up your vadgehole all the time with holes in it or something. Natalie looks so young, I want her to be a critter in a hoodie and we can cuddle and I can stick my arm through her earrings, etc.
I can’t really help it when I feel this pressure
At their romantic candle-lit dinner, we come again to the topic of babies because Rose is concerned that “we’re seven months in and you wanna be nine months out.” Maybe Natalie has a secret baby inside her, like in the The Village of the Damned, and it’s gonna be a power of the clam DEMON BABY!
Natalie says that she has inspired Rose to be a better woman, just like in that movie As Good As it Gets.
Natalie also adds that she’s asked Rose if she will ever retire the party scene and Rose said she will in a year. It’s like basketball sort of or hip-hop or acting.
Laneia: Oh come on, she’ll quit the party scene when she gets old and ugly, like everyone does.
Then Rose gives her a giant thing of flowers to put in a vase where they can wilt and die. There are so many flowers being given out on this show, fuck this website, I’m starting a flower shop.
My first client is Natalie’s imaginary wedding with Rose, who says Natalie is lucky to have her. This would be a good moment to break out into “Take Me Or Leave Me” from RENT, but instead they just sit there without singing and then we get some more LA b-roll.
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Lesbian Squabble #7: Just Call Me Shameless
In the Ring: Romi vs. Whitney vs. Alysssa
Content: Bla bla bla bla bla bla -Ke$ha
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Who Wins? We were screaming too loud to tell BUT, at the end, Whitney has a revelation that maybe she should think about other people’s feelings, partially enabled by Alyssa, who um, we kinda love a lot. She comes out to tell Whitney to probs not talk to Romi like that with her collar up when Tor is just right inside. Whitney cannot control herself physically around Romi. I have a solution: you should probs not be around Romi anymore, and if you see her in a bar, just kinda say hey and walk away. Okay? Sound good? Time’s up, we have to stop now. Next!
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IT’S SEXYTIME AT ROSE & NATALIE’S!
Riese: They light so many fucking candles on this show!
Sarah: This is why their sex life is so exciting: all the candles!
Laneia: Don’t fuck me unless you went to the Dollar Store today.
Lesbian Sexy Moment #2: Candles Are The New Cats
The Players: Rose & Natalie
The Pick-Up: “I want to have sex right now.”
Hot or Not? Probs very because of all the candles and the persons involved.
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I WANT SWEET SOUR CHICKEN
Mikey is putting on a show with elements, and it is going to be in a big space and everyone is eating Kung Pao chicken out of boxes and Mikey is very important. Later tonight, she’ll be inducted into the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce for all of her work inventing LA Fashion Weekend and reigniting LA Fashion Week with the energy it needed to exist again and hopefully Raquel will be there because Raquel smiles a lot.
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Cute Girl, Cute Dog, What Else Can a TV Viewer Ask For (Besides Plot or Whatevs)
Whitney and Alyssa have a business doing special effects makeup. Today, they’re gonna make a torso for a horror movie by painting a cute girl blue.
Kat: If I have no eyebrows after, you have to give me 300 dollars.
Whitney: For what?
Kat: To get new eyebrows!
Blue Woman Group
Whitney says she moved to LA a year and a half ago after hitting a rough patch in NYC. The editing here is a bit dodgy and what she describes next is hardly a “rough time” — it’s a “serious neurological disorder” which is like 500x worse than a “rough time,” which makes me think she was about to talk about something else, but okay! It’s called Gullain-Barrè Syndrome and it left her blind, deaf and paralyzed temporarily. Clearly she is now fine and all of her fists are able to fist whomever needs fisting or covering in blue paint.
After dealing with GBS, she’s now decided to live life to the fullest. Not sure how that brought her to LA, but it’s probs safe to say she has found “the fullest” in someone’s vadge.
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Then the Nikki/Jill/Derrek thing happens.
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Nobody Else Wanted to be in Ilene Chaiken’s Show
Tracy meets up with her male friend in an empty restaurant for more exposition, including some talk about how her mother still wishes she’d marry a dude like that dude. But he seems gay, right?
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Papi and Her Dad Are Sitting on the Couch, Talking
Rose’s Dad comes over to sit on the couch and talk about how Rose drinks too much and should just marry Natalie and have babies.
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COME TO POPPA
Whitney asks Tor to come leap upon her like a baby koala, and she does, just like in the wild.
Laneia: Do not even call someone a Baby Koala if you are going to stomp all over their heart!
Then Whitney compliments Tor on how smooth her buns feel in those pants.
Whitney: I love your butt in these pants.
Alyssa: I feel like I’m gonna die.
Tor: You shouldn’t have eaten Yarn Fish.
Alyssa: I’m trying to be good I had steamed vegetables and Yarn Fish for lunch!
Whitney: Her buns feel very smooth in this.
Alyssa: I love that that’s all you heard right now, yourself saying that statement instead of any of the words coming out of my mouth.
Also, You Smell
Alyssa gives Whitney a lot of shit because it’s very easy for Whitney to just lead everyone on, but she can’t fuck with Alyssa’s cousin like that. THAT’S FAMILY MAN THAT’S FAMILY AND NOT LIKE “WE’RE ALL FAMILY BECAUSE WE’RE GAY” but like they are related like by blood and shit, like in Family Ties.
Tor: I wanna punch you in the face.
Whitney: Why.
Tor: I don’t know I just wanna.
Whitney: Do it then!
Tor tells us that “Whitney’s amazing. She has a really good personality and she’s a very loving person. I would like to have a relationship with Whitney but I don’t know what to do.”
In lieu of figuring out what to do, she walks around in her towel which gets Whitney super riled up. I think Natalie and Tor should get together and leave these chicas in the dust.
Guess What’s Under my Towel BOOBS!
Laneia: This girl is acting like she’s 12 and she’s at her brother’s apartment! You can’t just walk around like that.
Riese: You can’t?
Sarah: You do not walk around in a towel!
Laneia: You do not let them pick you up like a baby koala!
More bisexual talk for all the men at home:
Tor: If you can make me smile I’ll love you. Boy, girl whatever.
Easy enough, ladies, go get yerself that fucking koala before Whitney makes her all broken and unable to love again. Whitney says she wants to give Tor a naked massage and then scissor. She’s joking right. ‘Cause we tried scissoring once and I don’t think it’s a real thing people actually do.
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This recap is fucking hilarious!
oh girl.
So Taylor is a bartender at the Cat Club in San Francisco. Despite the name, there are only a few queer nights each month.
Anyway! I went to a Pride kick-off party there on Friday night and saw Taylor, and confirmed that yes indeed that is her on The Real L Word. Whitney was also there and looked terribly uncomfortable. Probably because we’re so unpolished or whatever up here.
Taylor is very sweet and said I was the first person out in public to recognize her from the show, and that she’ll be on a few more episodes. Apparently she and Whitney are old friends from when they both lived in NY.
This is the end of my Real L Word scoop.
I don’t understand why someone would be excited to get into the Chamber of Commerce. Isn’t that like something anybody can get into as long as they are willing to pay the membership fees, like at Sam’s Club?
Yeah, it’s exactly like those stupid writing magazines that you give lots of money to so you can tell people that you’re published.
Mikey is quite possibly the biggest twat EVER. I see absolutely no redeeming qualities there. At all. AT ALL. Plus, when I look at her (and her hair), all I can think about is Chuck Norris and Barry Manilow having sex.
Where can I watch this ish online?!
http://www.megavideo.com/?d=XCBZ8CVU
I’m so glad you won’t be wasting your time on this show anymore. But I really am going to miss these subtitles.
Oh Riese. I don’t think we tell you enough how much we appreciate the sacrifices you make for us. <3
How the hell do Rose/Whitney get so much ass? They have to have like special lesbian catnip/clam juice oil or something that they rub on themselves to attract women because it’s obvs not their sparkling personalities.
Great recap Riese!
Whitney seems like the kind of girl who could make a cool friend, but is a spectacularly shitty GF. If she was more authentic, I might not mind her. Alas, alas.
Rose? Rose is just a Grade A twat machine, dude, just like Mikey.
Riese gets 3000 points of awesomeness for not knowing who Spencer Pratt is.
I still don’t know.
I’m okay with that.
When you say, “Okay actually you know what, I can’t keep doing this,” you’re not being for realz, are you?! How the hell else am I supposed to “watch” the show!?
i actually didn’t finish recapping the episode. i mean that’s like what happened. i couldn’t take it anymore. the last like 10 minutes or so have not been recapped
Yeah, you missed the part when Rose and Natalie fight in the bedroom and Rose tells Natalie to move out. Made me want to hurl/shank Rose if I ever see her on the street.
like we know that they’re still together in real life, soooo it’s really hard for me to give a shit! like okay, here’s a dramatic fight that leads to nothing actually changing in your relationship. i see plenty of those happening around me every day so um, why watch tv?
Too true. This show is boring and useless and I’m not watching another episode. We only get tidbits of actually compelling parts of the lives of these women, and the rest is just normal drama, normal happiness, and pure unadulterated assholery. Can we petition to put a stop to future episodes?
I thought the Chamber of Commerce part was a joke at first.
Also, I laughed so hard at this- “Just so you know, we’ve figured this out physically – fucking five girls at a time – and it involves lying on your back with your legs and arms in the air with someone’s vagina in your mouth.” And it’s made up for my crappy day. Especially since I got the strangest mental picture.
im only on page 2, but i will just comment now…
major notes:
1) i’ve known boob/snuggie girl since i was 17 (24 now) and i cant believe the first time i saw her boobs was on reality TV. Sigh.
2) the racerback shirt/regular bra thing is something i support because I FUCKING HATE SPENDING EXTRA MONEYZ ON BRAS just to be able to wear one or two shirts.
3) was that “dykes to watch out for”? I’m pretty sure the name of the girl on the couch on the right of that screencap is Courtney. like… 100% pretty sure.
However, with that said..i havent watched the episode because it is full of suck and your recaps are much much better.
This show sounds even less like the way that we live than the fake L Word. I do wonder if Ilene Chaiken has ever met like, a real, normal person.
I truly believe that everyone has a story that is beautiful and awesome and heartbreaking and should be told to the world. It should be the function of sort-of-documentary shows like this to tell those stories. These people don’t seem any different – Mikey’s friend got shot next to her when she was 9?! Woah. Tell me about that. I don’t care what kind of lesbian you are, I care about what happened to you and how it made you the person you are. Fo srs.
what group of people is the real l word supposed to be marketed towards? i don’t understand what mama chaiken is aiming for, b/c really, who would enjoy this shit? people who enjoy manipulation, misrepresentation of all lesbians, unjustified generalizations via labels, asinine behavior w/r/t socializing…
is “asshole” a demographic?
who gave the a-okay to kill off dana and produce this self-indulgent show?
I’m an asshole and this is BEYOND even for me. Just saying.
I think we should take up a collection and make paypal donations for Riese to talk about ANYTHING ELSE including Sesame Street. Even though these recaps are REALLY FUNNY.
THIS.
also a weed donation box because, lez be real, we don’t want her or anyone else going crazy.
Riese, thank you for your recaps. I know it must be super hard to watch a show this mind-numbingly awful. Thanks to your recaps, I don’t actually have to watch the show & I feel like this is way more entertaining than the actual show.
<3… kells.
dear riese & the gang, i’m sorry you can’t afford fruits and vegetables. i’m also sorry you have to recap this mess of a show. since i can’t fix the recap thing, where do i donate?
http://www.autostraddle.com/support-autostraddle-support-independent-media-stickers-t-shirts/
thanks! now all that’s left is to stick ic in a padded room…
I said I wouldn’t….I wouldn’t wouldn’t wouldn’t……buuut I did watch the 2nd episode…does that make me a bad person?:P —- have no idea why!! ughhh
Lesbian Squabble #fail: “Please don’t feed the Lesbians, they eat just fine on their own”
In the Ring: Riese’s Recaps vs. the worst show ever, brought to us by IFC.
Content: AS’s fearless leader tries not to drill a hole through her brain while watching an ill-conceived effort at promoting Lesbianism to Chamber’s of Commerce across America.
Who wins? no one. no one could ever possibly win this. ever.
so, um … yeah.
Also, the question remains: What *did* you guys get for dinner?
Being British, I often get envious of US TV. However I feel if I was subjected to this I would potentially scrape out my lesbian womb and shove a carrot down my pants in order to fully disassociate myself from this!!!
I’m british too and I just watched it to see if it is really that bad.
America is a scary, scary country.
Oh, god. Please don’t choose this to be your sample. Or are you really all like ‘Skins’ over there? ;)#causeiwannafuckeffy.
Um, yeah? Skins is probably the teevee show that is closest to my life, for sure. I mean, everyone is prettier and takes more drugs and is much wittier on Skins, and I don’t know anyone who got murdered with a baseball bat, but other than that it’s pretty realistic.
Aha, I’m not going to take this show as a sample for a whole country, but seriously these people are terrifying. No one cares about anything and none of them have a reason for being an arsehole. I’m actually more disturbed by the people around them who can’t see that they’re terrifying. Like why does Whitney get so many girls wtf.
And don’t worry, everyone wants to fuck Effy. It’s the eyes/mental breakdown. Hotstuff.
haha, idk why Whit gets the girls honestly.
Then again, idk why I do either. o_O
Oh, self deprecation. You’re far closer to us Brits than you know.
Brilliant. I’ll just jump on the next rowboat over then.
Did you really get $300 for this? Man… and here I am doing my recap for free.
I did my regular L Word recaps for free for three years. And it actually does literally take me about 30 hours to do these ones — and that’s with Crystal helping me out with screencaps while she was in town. When I started writing L Word recaps I had two jobs, lots of freelance work and was two weeks away from being out of debt forever. Now I have heaps of debt, no jobs, no sleep and no time. Get out now, Bronzey. Get out now before it’s too late. I mean FOLLOW YOUR HEART!!!!
Shit, I guess it’s payback time, but still! I’m starting out with heaps of debt, no job, a move on the horizon, and hell… I’ll keep doing it. Luckily, the recap didn’t take 30 hrs (holy shit!). Anyway, I like making fun of people too much. This show brings out the best (worst?) in me!
Ayiiia from The Real World:Cancun kissing her gf under # 3 Hot Girls Kissing.
I’m only watching this show from now on so I can read your recaps. HILARIOUS.
I just want everyone to know that Carly is in the other room watching this episode and I am in this room, where I cannot see or clearly hear the TV, reading this recap. This is all I’ll ever need of The Real L Word.
Why isn’t it fair to go back to sleep? Like, can’t they take turns?
Only people with really good incomes can celebrate monthly anniversaries. Unless by “celebrate our anniversary” you mean “hold my hand and tell me I’m pretty while I call and ask for forbearance on my loans again”.
When my girlfriend and I had our first kid, I would become irrationally angry if she was sleeping while I was up with the baby…like CRAZY angry. So when I was feeding him, I would poke her constantly so that she couldn’t sleep. I don’t know why but it did seem unfair for her to be sleeping. You don’t think clearly when you are sleep-deprived. By the time the second came around, I realized that parents need to sleep whenever they can or there is a lot of yelling/weeping.
I just like you guys.
because i want badges and i want the foursquare bender badge…but i always forget to check in 4 nights in a row.
Couches Not Kids. The perfect bumper sticker to support Planned Parenthood.
Holy jeezys! Bill Nye and Family Ties in the same post, FTW!!! Great job, Riese! Also, did you mean to say indict when talking about the Chamber of Commerce? I think the first mention of the COC, you said inducted, but then used indicted twice, but I can’t blame you, by that time you had probably already stabbed yourself in the brainbox with a dull, rusty spoon. But seriously, I LOL’d thru the whole thing:)
sweet jesus… my friend got up and left the room near the beginning of this episode to watch paint dry. literally. and she swears it was more entertaining and made her want to kill herself less. Riese, i have adored you and your amazing recaps for years, but don’t feel like you have to keep going. in this case, rather than terrible slash awesome, this show is terrible slash destroys my will to live.
I don’t know if I can handle hearing Mikey say “LA fashion week” or any variation of that one more time. For reals, I think she said that more in one episode than I’ve heard Heidi Klum say the NY week in a season worth of Project Runway.
Plus, Heidi has better hair.
I watched this episode, naively thinking that I had to be better than the first episode. I was wrong, it made me want to kill myself rather than watch another minute of its drivel.
I watched this episode to be prepared for your recap. So thank you for being amazing and witty, and fuck you for being amazing and witty.
My friend and I said “thank god!” at the same time when the credits started.
For some reason I found the second episode a little less excruciating to watch. I think it’s because:
a) my expectations were much lower (like way lower)
b) I felt numb after the first few minutes
c) I knew I could help make the pain go away by reading this recap afterward.
I can’t figure out if these ladies are all total douches/really boring or if it’s more the editing. It seems like IC and crew are throwing the characters under the bus to try to salvage something from this suck. I also cringed at how the situation with Jill and Nikki was portrayed. Of course what can we expect? After all IC transformed Alice’s character from funny bisexual chic to bisexual hater so fast it made my head spin.
Riese…it’s like when the English teacher makes you write a paper about As You Like It and as much as you love W.S., you have to prove that, yes, no matter how much gender-queering and cross-dressing and gay content, Shakespeare thinks that marriage between men and women is the only way for society to not fall apart. At the end of the day, Ilene, not you, is creating this content, you are simply providing the opinion of the people. You are the only voice of reason we have left.
You just have to remember that THIS SHOW IS NOT YOUR FAULT. In fact, you are doing everything in your power to counteract the inevitable oil-spill-esq backlash that this shit of a show will inspire in entitled straight people the world over. God help us. And please keep recapping, because I am NOT ordering Showtime. I will buy you breakfast.
Tidbit: I kept seeing the cast everywhere during SF pride. Hotel bar, dyke march, in a really crowded sandwich shop for a long time. I asked “is the hilarity of having a photo with them worth the ego boost it will give them?”. I decided no. But they didn’t seem as bad in real life. Tracy, Stamie, and Natalie were the nicest and cutest, obvs. Tracy had to squeeze past me once and smelt delicious, obvs.
Mikey was also at the Eden Comedy Show and Gina Yashere and Sandra Valls were giving her a lot of shit including “there’s been one show, you’re not famous yet” and imitations of her freaking out about the comp cards. Then Mikey started tweeting about it during the show and Sandra called her out. I loved it. It made me feel slightly ok about missing Rodeo Disco 2, but only slightly.
Do you live in the Bay Area or were you just visiting for Pride?
my lord, you’ve somehow managed to turn this shit into art, like the end of the sopranos or something
I just want to punch Ilene Chaiken in the face!!!
I feel sorry for the lesbians in L.A. who are going to get stereotyped by middle America and beyond….I want to go and whisk Tracy away from the madness!!!
so, I watched this and I’ve decided that I wanna see the Real Stamie Show. She has the potential to be “the Alice”, and Alice ain’t no sidekick.
also, I think it’s kinda dangerous if you throw too many light bulbs and chemistry in the mix, just saying.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW TRACY AND WHITNEY CAN PRETEND THEY’VE NEVER MET BEFORE LIKE MAYBE AT A PHOTOSHOOT FOR THAT SHOW THEY’RE DOING TOGETHER
This show should have been called Awesome Tracey and The Douchettes.
I want more Tracey, less douchie stereotypes.
I’m in love with Tracey, she won me with her facial expressions. :)
P.s
I am medium rare, soft, fem-butch with hardcore butch tendencies and a splash of lip gloss… I’m just saying.
i didn’t watch this, but Baby Koala is hands-down the best part of the episode. snuggie is maybe second best.
Every time I see Romi, I have this moment where I think it’s Demi Moore.
“Don’t fuck me unless you went to the Dollar Store today.”
Motto for life. Done.
The dress from the photoshoot thing looks like it was made from the snuggie.
i don’t even know what to do anymore about this show (aside from continuing to watch/hate on it). about 20 minutes in I just started watching youtube videos on my laptop because I was so bored.
i want to hate crime this show. can i do that?
I’ve watched 1 MINUTE of this show all up, and I want to shout at them all. It’s so terrible.
Per ush, the recap blows the “real show” out of its little cesspool of disproportionate lesbian representation.
But, seriously. BEST SCREENCAP EVER for Whitney & Romi’s post-fight kissing. The grimace on Whitney’s face is brilliant, and completely real/revealing. Obviously the unavoidable chemistry between those two is fucking PALPABLE with that hot snogging
I am always going to make out with my eyes open from now on and if my girlfriend ever has that expression on her cute little face, I will know that she secretly hates me and and may want to bite my head off instead of kiss it.
Poor lesbian snobs, FTW!
“Laneia: Oh come on, she’ll quit the party scene when she gets old and ugly, like everyone does.”
I would like to venture that she is already ugly.
Too harsh? Ok, she’s … not attractive then.
ugh even as i witness all of whitney’s bullshit i’m still attracted to her. fail.
poor romi, she obviously wants a relationship. and whitney obviously does not.
Yeah, I agree with riese that it DOES need to be funnier. Because I feel this show could have went two ways: it could have, in a genuine, interesting, compelling way, shown lesbian life in LA. OR it could have been a spoof of the lesbian scene and people like Rose, Mikey, et al could have been held up as funny stereotypes. Cuz, you know, an emotionally abusive relationship is funny…i don’t know.
Here’s my real problem with the show: I can’t stop watching. It’s because, I think, I really like seeing real lesbian couples/real lesbians. There isn’t a lot of exposure to real gay couples on tv and some of us are starved for it. I like watching Stamie and Tracy, Mikey and Racquel, etc., because they’re real…but then again, they’re not. Everything’s manipulated and contrived, as evident in the disastrous editing of the show, as pointed out by riese. So I’m a bit angry that Ilene hasn’t at least tried to make it funny and a bit angrier that by giving up on the funny she hasn’t at least used her power/weight to come up with a decent show about lesbians. It just all seems such a waste…of the real lesbians’s time, Ilene’s, and more importantly i must say, OURS.
I think a great reality tv show would be the real real l word, which would depict the making of this shiteous reality tv show, complete with Ilene splicing sound bytes together on her Mac, calling up her buddies and begging/pleading them to appear on the show, giving the Abbey money/bribing them big time to use their patio constantly, etc. Because that would be funny. And we would see real lesbians in action. Or at least a certain breed of LA lesbians.
they meet up again in the interview.